the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 02, 2008

shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 09, 2008

Procrastination

The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.

Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.

by Elburno February 24, 2008

wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.

We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

by elburno March 08, 2008

press

it's like a cupboard only it's a press.

the plates go in the press.

by Elburno October 22, 2008

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009

The Three Shake Rule

After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.

It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.

by Elburno February 23, 2008