el's definitions

Gobshite

Non-descript thing. Can be substituted for any object. Slang.

"I don't give a flying gobshite!"
"I'll bet you ten gobshites..."
"Suck my gobshite"

by El April 1, 2005

zeb

see; JB

JB, stop calling yourself Zeb you numpty

by El February 11, 2004

Excited

to be horney

a guy when he sees a girl naked

by el February 17, 2004

El Scorpion

A God of GoEdit

El Scorpion is God

by EL February 15, 2004

Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

Cf

Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens

That chicken is cooked... right?

by El February 8, 2004

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

by el January 7, 2005