el's definitions
Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have
Similiar to a hyperchondriac
Similiar to a hyperchondriac
'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
by el January 7, 2005
Get the cyberchondriacmug. Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
by El February 8, 2004
Get the Cfmug. "Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 19, 2006
Get the spanish policemug. A somewhat new-ish (yet very common) stereotype that developed in the London/Kent/Essex/Hertfordshire area in England, and is now spreading to many other area's of the country.
- All prettyboy clothes are expensive, and are usually from shops such as Topman and River Island.
- Tight, girly-coloured (pink, yellow, etc) t-shirts that are of no readily identifiable brand and usually have some kind of scrawled pattern or design on the front. No more than 2 layers of clothing can be worn at any time, even in the winter.
- Tight, plain, expensive jeans.
- Trainers, usually white and in girly colours.
- Gelled (but more commonly waxed now a days) hair, sometimes with highlights. Grown quite long.
- Socialise only with other prettyboys/girls.
- Never participate in violence, but love gossiping when fights do erupt, and talking about "what they would have done" in an effort to show masculinity to their girl friends.
- Wear moderate amounts of jewellary.
- Do not go out much. Spend as little time on the streets as possible, as they realise they are a vulnerable target for muggings and random violence.
- Prettyboys are usually friendly, but can come across as irritating, and cocky.
- Prettyboys are usually very wealthy, but can come from a range of social backgrounds. Some prettyboys are ex-rudeboys who see the rudeboy culture as immature.
- Most are popular with girls, as prettyboys dress specifically to appeal to women.
- Follow a strict social strucutre religously. They think they "have a place" in their school/college, and know who they can "talk down to" and who to "suck up to."
- Most will claim they listen to a mix of R&B, hiphop and rock, but really just listen to whatever is in the charts at the moment.
Personally I find prettyboys the scum of the earth, due to their narrow-minded lifestyle and a life amibition to go out with the "buffest" girl in their school.
They like to argue that all groups "follow" each other.
This is not true, and is a weak defense.
Some prettyboys actively admit they wear what the most popular people are wearing. Correct, rudeboys, grungers, etc DO have a sense of style that they stick to, but it is nowhere near as single-minded as the prettboy style.
Don't pretend you don't understand what I just said either... its obvious and you know it!
- All prettyboy clothes are expensive, and are usually from shops such as Topman and River Island.
- Tight, girly-coloured (pink, yellow, etc) t-shirts that are of no readily identifiable brand and usually have some kind of scrawled pattern or design on the front. No more than 2 layers of clothing can be worn at any time, even in the winter.
- Tight, plain, expensive jeans.
- Trainers, usually white and in girly colours.
- Gelled (but more commonly waxed now a days) hair, sometimes with highlights. Grown quite long.
- Socialise only with other prettyboys/girls.
- Never participate in violence, but love gossiping when fights do erupt, and talking about "what they would have done" in an effort to show masculinity to their girl friends.
- Wear moderate amounts of jewellary.
- Do not go out much. Spend as little time on the streets as possible, as they realise they are a vulnerable target for muggings and random violence.
- Prettyboys are usually friendly, but can come across as irritating, and cocky.
- Prettyboys are usually very wealthy, but can come from a range of social backgrounds. Some prettyboys are ex-rudeboys who see the rudeboy culture as immature.
- Most are popular with girls, as prettyboys dress specifically to appeal to women.
- Follow a strict social strucutre religously. They think they "have a place" in their school/college, and know who they can "talk down to" and who to "suck up to."
- Most will claim they listen to a mix of R&B, hiphop and rock, but really just listen to whatever is in the charts at the moment.
Personally I find prettyboys the scum of the earth, due to their narrow-minded lifestyle and a life amibition to go out with the "buffest" girl in their school.
They like to argue that all groups "follow" each other.
This is not true, and is a weak defense.
Some prettyboys actively admit they wear what the most popular people are wearing. Correct, rudeboys, grungers, etc DO have a sense of style that they stick to, but it is nowhere near as single-minded as the prettboy style.
Don't pretend you don't understand what I just said either... its obvious and you know it!
normal man : "we started on some prettyboys at a house party last night. they shit themselves"
person 1 : "what's your friend like?"
person 2 : "he's a prettyboy"
person 1 : "what a loser"
rudeboy : "*kiss teeth* see dem prettyboys over dere blud..set me da shank init, mans gona jack dem up standard"
person 1 : "what's your friend like?"
person 2 : "he's a prettyboy"
person 1 : "what a loser"
rudeboy : "*kiss teeth* see dem prettyboys over dere blud..set me da shank init, mans gona jack dem up standard"
by EL June 18, 2006
Get the prettyboymug. by El February 3, 2004
Get the mingusmug. 1.Bloody Hell!
(or stronger: Bloody fuckin' hell!)
2.That was fan-bloody-tastic
That was pee-bloody-thetic
(or stronger: Bloody fuckin' hell!)
2.That was fan-bloody-tastic
That was pee-bloody-thetic
by el January 7, 2005
Get the bloodymug.