el's definitions
1. An extremley attractive female, usually with a disinct lack of clothing.
2. A ridiculus misake which you cannot beleive you made.
2. A ridiculus misake which you cannot beleive you made.
by El February 7, 2004
Get the Dombermonmug. "Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 19, 2006
Get the spanish policemug. Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
by El February 8, 2004
Get the Cfmug. Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato
by el January 7, 2005
Get the mouse potatomug. A word to descride an extremly immature person, generally younger than yourself.
A person acting like a peen is said to have peenish behaviour.
A person acting like a peen is said to have peenish behaviour.
by El January 2, 2004
Get the Peenmug. Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have
Similiar to a hyperchondriac
Similiar to a hyperchondriac
'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
by el January 7, 2005
Get the cyberchondriacmug. A Spanish word that is used for some one who sucks at everything. Can't get anything right. Or in English a sucka
by EL June 19, 2005
Get the ricariusmug.