daven

Jewish term for pray, basically a fat chill with God.

Dovid: Bro you have no idea how messed up my life is right now it's retarded
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

shtoltz

A Jewish term for clout which can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Moishy: Yo Dovid can I hit your Juul for the boys?
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

Purim

A massive Jewish full send which takes place some time every March. Purim in cities with high Jewish populations generally looks like large groups of sauced Jewish teenagers going around the city in limos dressed in onesies. Later in the day, many sends and parties take place. Contrary to popular belief, the most hype ones are usually the religious ones, particularly those at yeshivas, but even so, it is hard to find any purim party which isn't an absolute banger.

Avi: Yo I can't believe purim is next week.
Dovid: PURIM FOR THE BOYSSSS
Avi: LET' GOOO GET HYPE

by ehrliche bochur March 25, 2020

Kakatoober

A derogatory term for modern orthodox Jews who pronounce the letter ת "tuf".

Kakatoobers generally enjoy slow Eitan Katz music, their favorite food is felafel, and they are strict believers of Dina Malchuta Dina.

Moishy: I pulled up to the chasunah but just left cuz it was bare kakatoob.
Shloimy: Yo spew times wow bare kakatoobers out here

by ehrliche bochur April 02, 2019

chayav inish

A Jewish law requiring Jews to get absolutely sauced on the festival of purim, which is basically a massive Jewish full send sometime in mid-March. Jews who listen to this law are generally legends.

Moishy: Dovid, you've been passed out on the floor for the past 30 minutes. Are you good?
Dovid: *throws up* bro chayav inish you know what I'm saying
Moishy: LET'S GOOOO CHAYAV INISH FOR THE BOYSSS

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

heter gang

A phrase used by finesse orthodox Jews to dismiss Jewish law. This allows for many full sends, raves and parties which would otherwise be forbidden.

Avi: Bro lets hit the music festival this summer I hear it's gonna be a banger
Dovi: No can do. We're Jews, we're in yeshiva.
Avi: Bro heter gang
Dovi: K on second thought I think the boys are pulling up
Avi and Dovi: HETER GANGGG LET'S GOOO

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

send

An insane party, usually a rave, where extreme amounts of alcohol are consumed

Kyle *struggling to walk, stumbling*
Passerby: Are you good
Kyle, whispering: That Lil Baby release party went too hard man *collapses to the floor*
Passerby: Sounds like a send

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020