Definitions by ehrliche bochur
mesivta
A mesivta is a all-boys orthodox Jewish high school. Students at these schools learn study lots of Jewish books, and the closest thing to a full send that goes down at these places is the consumption of alcohol and smoking darts or juuling. Students at these schools may not have phones and they are forbidden from chilling with girls which generally turns the school turns into a massive sausagefest.
Moishy: I wish we could throw down an insane house party one of these days.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.
mesivta by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
shtoltz
Moishy: Yo Dovid can I hit your Juul for the boys?
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.
shtoltz by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
chayav inish
A Jewish law requiring Jews to get absolutely sauced on the festival of purim, which is basically a massive Jewish full send sometime in mid-March. Jews who listen to this law are generally legends.
Moishy: Dovid, you've been passed out on the floor for the past 30 minutes. Are you good?
Dovid: *throws up* bro chayav inish you know what I'm saying
Moishy: LET'S GOOOO CHAYAV INISH FOR THE BOYSSS
Dovid: *throws up* bro chayav inish you know what I'm saying
Moishy: LET'S GOOOO CHAYAV INISH FOR THE BOYSSS
chayav inish by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
finesse orthodox
A small and exclusive group of religious Judaism. Finesse orthodox Jews are unlike other religious Jews because they are insane full senders who love to throw it down with the boys. They are known for drinking very large quantities of alcohol and Juuling excessively. They generally own new iPhones and the majority of their clothing is from OVO.
Dovi: Yo boys wanna hit the rave downtown tonight?
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.
finesse orthodox by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
heter gang
A phrase used by finesse orthodox Jews to dismiss Jewish law. This allows for many full sends, raves and parties which would otherwise be forbidden.
Avi: Bro lets hit the music festival this summer I hear it's gonna be a banger
Dovi: No can do. We're Jews, we're in yeshiva.
Avi: Bro heter gang
Dovi: K on second thought I think the boys are pulling up
Avi and Dovi: HETER GANGGG LET'S GOOO
Dovi: No can do. We're Jews, we're in yeshiva.
Avi: Bro heter gang
Dovi: K on second thought I think the boys are pulling up
Avi and Dovi: HETER GANGGG LET'S GOOO
heter gang by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
daven
Dovid: Bro you have no idea how messed up my life is right now it's retarded
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys
daven by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
send
Kyle *struggling to walk, stumbling*
Passerby: Are you good
Kyle, whispering: That Lil Baby release party went too hard man *collapses to the floor*
Passerby: Sounds like a send
Passerby: Are you good
Kyle, whispering: That Lil Baby release party went too hard man *collapses to the floor*
Passerby: Sounds like a send
send by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020