Definitions by eerie5

Dalsa

1: A synonym for Money, Cash, Currency, Etc...

2: A fucked up version of salsa that uses bananas and more notably, dumbells.

Oh My DALSA!!

Dalsa by eerie5 June 6, 2025

Junkdeck 

Not to be confused with its significant other: the Cyberdeck, Junkdeck's are commonly handheld computing devices, using pieces of technology, salvaging their shell and slapping hardware into it to make a new piece of equipment that has around the same uses of a Cyberdeck

Jim: Wow cool Cyberdeck Carl!

Carl: this is actually a Junkdeck Jim.

Junkdeck by eerie5 March 27, 2024

Wikipedia 

It's what your school said is not a credible source while in irony is the most credible source.

I looked up the history of The Berlin Wall on Wikipedia but got a F for crediting Wikipedia as a source!

Wikipedia by eerie5 March 27, 2024

Insanity 

You’d be crazy if you didn’t know this already.

Steve: Do you know the Definition of Insanity

Kevin: No.

Kevin was sent to a insanity institute later that evening

Insanity by eerie5 September 29, 2023

Periodic Table 

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

Periodic Table by eerie5 September 29, 2023

Webber 

Often used as a racial slur for giant spider people, which if you knew we’re secretly intergraded into society in 1986.

Terry: Yo stop ruining our spot you Webber!

Giant Spider Person: That’s Rude!

Terry was then eaten

Webber by eerie5 September 8, 2023