edw007's definitions

Hondouche

Honda-driving douchebag; usually a Honda (or often Acura) owner who thinks they own the road.

I just saw a totally riced-out Honda run a red light and T-bone someone... What a hondouche.

by edw007 May 14, 2016

Idiot Explorer

A disparaging term for Internet Explorer, especially given its higher propensity towards a slow computer/webpage experience, increased chances of malware or even toolbar infestations, and even in some cases, a bad layout since there are certain web designers that stopped bothering to design for IE compatibility. Thus, anybody who willingly uses IE despite MUCH better alternatives being installed on the computer is an idiot, hence "Idiot Explorer".

Gus (calling): Hey, I was trying to open this website and it keeps freezing, and there's 5 toolbars and every site I opened seems to have a popup. What's going on?
Me: Gus, for Pete's sake... How many times have I told you to stop using Idiot Explorer?

by edw007 May 18, 2014

tit dirt

(n.) A mysterious form of dust that is attracted by sweat on a person with severe Tourette's Syndrome around the abdomen and chest regions of the body.

Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt?
Dad: The fuck you talkin' about?
Son: (Pointing)There's his ears there, his ears, and there's his face!
Dad: That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!

by edw007 September 2, 2008

ufking

Used in the same context as fucking, but slightly less vulgar, yet still bearing the same context instead of "fiddlesticks" or some such other bullshit.

Me: Damn, I have to work Saturday again? This is the 3rd ufking time I've had--

Over-Sensitive Politically-Correct Mormon (interrupting): Hey! Watch what you're saying, there's kids around!

M: I know, hence the ufking, dummy!

OSPCM: No, I meant the "d-a-m-n" part.

by edw007 February 15, 2008

panda eyes

When one punches both eyes of another person and gives the victim 2 black eyes; causing the victim to have a strong facial resemblance of the panda.

I caught my girl cheating on me, so I grabbed sancho and beat the living hell out of him, and finished by knocking him out by punching the spleen, sprinkling birdseed and honey all over him, dragging his naked body onto a crowded street before finishing off his punk arse with a nice set of panda eyes. That'll teach him not to cheat again.

by edw007 October 2, 2007

snerious

A more emphasized version of serious, usually used when something is unbelievable; used in the same context as no way.

A: I found a $50 bill on the sidewalk yesterday.
B: Whoa, are you snerious?

by edw007 September 3, 2007

V.D.S.

See Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome.

I think I'm having V.D.S.; I'm really sore since I haven't even got laid since last year!

by edw007 February 16, 2005