ufking

Used in the same context as fucking, but slightly less vulgar, yet still bearing the same context instead of "fiddlesticks" or some such other bullshit.

Me: Damn, I have to work Saturday again? This is the 3rd ufking time I've had--

Over-Sensitive Politically-Correct Mormon (interrupting): Hey! Watch what you're saying, there's kids around!

M: I know, hence the ufking, dummy!

OSPCM: No, I meant the "d-a-m-n" part.

by edw007 February 15, 2008

Idiot Explorer

A disparaging term for Internet Explorer, especially given its higher propensity towards a slow computer/webpage experience, increased chances of malware or even toolbar infestations, and even in some cases, a bad layout since there are certain web designers that stopped bothering to design for IE compatibility. Thus, anybody who willingly uses IE despite MUCH better alternatives being installed on the computer is an idiot, hence "Idiot Explorer".

Gus (calling): Hey, I was trying to open this website and it keeps freezing, and there's 5 toolbars and every site I opened seems to have a popup. What's going on?
Me: Gus, for Pete's sake... How many times have I told you to stop using Idiot Explorer?

by edw007 May 18, 2014

tit dirt

(n.) A mysterious form of dust that is attracted by sweat on a person with severe Tourette's Syndrome around the abdomen and chest regions of the body.

Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt?
Dad: The fuck you talkin' about?
Son: (Pointing)There's his ears there, his ears, and there's his face!
Dad: That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!

by edw007 September 02, 2008

V.D.S.

See Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome.

I think I'm having V.D.S.; I'm really sore since I haven't even got laid since last year!

by edw007 February 16, 2005

Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome

Also known as V.D.S., A condition exsisting in some people where the symptoms involve extreme hornieness and desire for a woman's vagina. If such condition is left untreated, the victim will have rope burn on the genitals, or death in extreme cases.

Gosh, I think I'm so horny that I might die from V.D.S..

by edw007 February 15, 2005

shove comes to shovel

"If push comes to shove" means that a slight push will escalate into a fight, then this means that you're fighting the opponents until you have to bury them. In other words, this is the next step up in escalation, often as an extreme last-resort measure.

"Hey Mark, aren't you supposed to be studying for finals instead the Saturday night happy hour?"
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."

by edw007 June 14, 2019

drunktertainment

1. Something entertaining that happened while you're drunk.
2. Something you witnessed a drunk person do that was entertaining.
From Drunk+Entertainment.

1. "Hey guys, want some drunktertainment? Watch me try to jump from that roof to the other on my son's bike!"
2. "The neighborhood alcoholic is trying to jump from his house to another one about 100 feet away. This is gonna be some quality drunktertainment!"

by edw007 October 09, 2023