DSAF

Acronym: Did Society A Favor. Usually meaning noone will care if someone kill offs a low life scum criminal.
CROOK: Forget you cop, I'll beat the rap.

COP: (shoves gun in crooks mouth) We're in the middle of nowhere, this .38 is clean and there's half a million of them out there. Everyone knows you're a no good scum sucking dealer. With all the other open homicides, I can pop you one right here and now and noone will waste time trying to solve it. It'll be classified under DSAF!
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Vanilla Coke

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N-Gage

a handheld gaming system/cell phone destined for failure
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R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.
Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.
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Farmer Vision

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.
That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!
by Eddy April 24, 2007
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Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
by Eddy August 05, 2007
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slitch

You're one real slitch
by Eddy April 26, 2004
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