eddy's definitions

Hull Hogan

Nick name for former Canadian prime minister Jean Cretin after he assaulted a protester in Hull, Quebec on February 1996. Pun on famous wrestler Hulk Hogan.

What's Hull Hogan up to these days? Beating up more protesters?

by Eddy September 7, 2007

F your A

Euphemism / abbreviation for "Fuck your Ass".

You lost my days work? I'm gonna F your A!

Guy: Hey babe, let's get kinky.
Girl: OK... F my A big guy!

by Eddy September 24, 2007

Spice MILFs

Reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are MILFs!

Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is definitely one of the Spice MILFs!

by Eddy December 31, 2007

Spice Cougars

A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!

Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!

by Eddy December 31, 2007

Hoplo

Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.

Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.

by Eddy January 4, 2008

Gun Grabber

Usually a loony left-wing nut, aka dumbocrat, who mistakenly believes that the removal of lawfully owned guns will also remove them from crminal hands.

Despite the proven fact that banning of narcotics and firearms did NOT reduce their possesion amongst the criminals, Hitlery and the gun grabbers want to procede with more facist gun control schemes.

by Eddy January 11, 2008

PETA

People Excusing Terrorist Acts. Violent extremists who will stop at nothing to force their minority views upon the majority (fascism). They commit acts of terrorism such as destroying others property, uttering death threats, and even killing animals in their attempts to force their views upon others. It is such hypocrisy and stupidity that their own people killed and mutilated a seal, on film, in an attempt to defame legitimate hunters and shock people into their hypocritical viewpoint.

Humans are classified under the animal kingdom, ergo humans are animals too. Yet many PETA members can't see the irony of their unethical treatment of fellow humans (animals).

Moron: Hey guess what, I just joined PETA!

Normal Thinking Person: What?!? You realise they are hypocritical terrorist! They killed and mutilated seals needlessly to try and sway others to ban the seal hunt, even if it means northern hunters will starve! They destroy others property and threaten their lives. How ethical is that?

Moron: Uh... oh... I guess I got caught up in all their emotional hype and never thought about it. Please don't tell anyone I shit out my brains and joined PETA.

by Eddy January 11, 2008