eddy's definitions

hamtaro

a children's anime that people often forget about the target audience and compare it to Cowboy Bebop and InuYasha which both have a completly different target audience

Idiot #1: HAMTARO IS GHEY!
Idiot #2: WE LIKE BEBOP, NOT FOR THE STORY LINE OR CHARACTERS BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE DIE AND FAYE IS HOTTORZ!!!11

by Eddy October 19, 2003

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Mount Vernon

A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.

Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!

by Eddy July 3, 2005

Bubble Bobble

a classic arcade game in which two bubble-blowin dinos named Bub and Bob rescue their girlfriends from the cave of monsters

Bubble Bobble is one of the greatest arcade games ever made

by Eddy October 21, 2003

Hoplo

Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.

Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.

by Eddy January 4, 2008

Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007

Thicky Thick

Equavalent to the Tëlþuilgöç prefix m@o@lûmo-(round/curvy+attractively plump)

I like thick girls with huge butts and small waists.

by Eddy August 19, 2003