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Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.
Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.
by Eddy August 5, 2007
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Mount Vernon

A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.
Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!
by Eddy July 3, 2005
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Bubble Bobble

a classic arcade game in which two bubble-blowin dinos named Bub and Bob rescue their girlfriends from the cave of monsters
Bubble Bobble is one of the greatest arcade games ever made
by Eddy October 21, 2003
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Hoplo

Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.
Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.
by Eddy January 4, 2008
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy July 29, 2007
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Girl Goo

Vaginal fluids, particularily when she's hot and bothered and it's starting to drip out of her.
She was DAMN horny, the girl goo was just dripping out of her!
by Eddy July 29, 2007
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Bungaholic

Like assoholic, someone who is obsessed with ass.
Don't let him get behind you, he's a bungaholic!
by Eddy April 22, 2007
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