Pepsi Vanilla

after creating the god-awful Pepsi Blue, the Pepsi company needed to redeem itself by making a vanilla soda and sucked at marketing so they had to try to make fun of Vanilla Coke in the ads

Pepsi Vanilla is good but not as good as Vanilla Coke

by Eddy October 21, 2003

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by Eddy January 21, 2009

Q

Powerful foe from Star Trek.

by Eddy May 24, 2003

Quenya

conlang made by J.R.R. Tolkien spoken by elves.

by Eddy July 14, 2003

Cartoon Cartoon

Cartoon Network's orginal cartoons, usually highly over-played

Dexter's Lab is a Cartoon Cartoon that is on way too much

by Eddy October 19, 2003

Gun Free Zone

Yet another hare-brain feel good do nothing idea by the loony leftwing and hoplophobes that backfired. Gun free zones has never prevented a school shooting, and has made Washington D.C. one of the worst cities for murder and gun violence.

Loony Leftwing NUT: I know, we'll create a gun free zone and magically all the criminals will suddenly start obeying the law and disarm themselves!

Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!

Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?

by Eddy November 22, 2007

bourgeouis

The primary enemy of Marxists and one of the enemies of anarchists. They are rich and get there by enslaving the working class.

They own the businesses and take most of the money that the products made by workers bring in, giving the workers only a small amount.

Hey bourgeois, you're lucky I don't believe in propaganda by the deed or I'd be starting some class war with you with a pipebomb!

by eddy March 10, 2004