eddy's definitions

gimptard

A retarded gimp. One is has the qualitys of both a gimp and a retard.

Rachael S. is such a gimptard!
Wow thats a real fucking gimptard.

by eddy April 7, 2005

Thicky Thick

Equavalent to the Tëlþuilgöç prefix m@o@lûmo-(round/curvy+attractively plump)

I like thick girls with huge butts and small waists.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

Fog Ducker

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.

What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working?

Nah... he's a fog ducker.

by Eddy July 17, 2007

Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007

ghetto bootie

A big butt.

I like ghetto booties.

by Eddy August 18, 2003

m@o@lûmo-

A notoriously dificult prefix to translate, it basically means curvy and attractively plump.

@ is a bilabial click, and ÔÔ is pharyngealized.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

DUMocrats

The loonie left wing of the U.S. politics. They like to come up with feel good do nothing policies and hock them on the population like they were doing them a favor.

Don't vote for Hillary! She's one of those DUMocrats!

by Eddy March 22, 2007