eddy's definitions

crab people

1) a civilazation that has lived underground for 1,000 years
2) disquised as the "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" guys
3) tastes like crab, talks like people

by Eddy October 23, 2003

capitalism

Terrible system where a lucky few are born into obscene wealth while the average person has to work 8 hours a day just to stay alive and those who can't find work starve to death.

We must never abandon capitalism because I deserved all 100 million of my dollars because I got lucky and was born into a rich family.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

by Eddy July 30, 2007

suck face

A game where you it make out in the least atractive way possible

"Carson practically devoured Shery's face, they were playing SUCK FACE"

by Eddy October 24, 2004

bourgeouis

The primary enemy of Marxists and one of the enemies of anarchists. They are rich and get there by enslaving the working class.

They own the businesses and take most of the money that the products made by workers bring in, giving the workers only a small amount.

Hey bourgeois, you're lucky I don't believe in propaganda by the deed or I'd be starting some class war with you with a pipebomb!

by eddy March 10, 2004

Spice Cougars

A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!

Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!

by Eddy December 31, 2007

royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing

We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room

by eddy July 19, 2003