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Acronym: Did Society A Favor. Usually meaning noone will care if someone kill offs a low life scum criminal.
CROOK: Forget you cop, I'll beat the rap.
COP: (shoves gun in crooks mouth) We're in the middle of nowhere, this .38 is clean and there's half a million of them out there. Everyone knows you're a no good scum sucking dealer. With all the other open homicides, I can pop you one right here and now and noone will waste time trying to solve it. It'll be classified under DSAF!
COP: (shoves gun in crooks mouth) We're in the middle of nowhere, this .38 is clean and there's half a million of them out there. Everyone knows you're a no good scum sucking dealer. With all the other open homicides, I can pop you one right here and now and noone will waste time trying to solve it. It'll be classified under DSAF!
by Eddy May 23, 2007
Get the DSAF mug.Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!
Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.
Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.
by Eddy June 17, 2007
Get the R2D2 With A Hard On mug.Nick name for ontario's premier. DULL because he is a dullard and SQUINTY because he is shortsighted.
by Eddy March 7, 2008
Get the DULLton mcSQUINTY mug.david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.
If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.
david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?
david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?
by Eddy January 17, 2008
Get the david miller mug.Yet another hare-brain feel good do nothing idea by the loony leftwing and hoplophobes that backfired. Gun free zones has never prevented a school shooting, and has made Washington D.C. one of the worst cities for murder and gun violence.
Loony Leftwing NUT: I know, we'll create a gun free zone and magically all the criminals will suddenly start obeying the law and disarm themselves!
Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!
Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?
Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!
Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?
by Eddy November 22, 2007
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Get the Soy Dick mug.Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.
Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.
I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.
by Eddy September 5, 2007
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