DUMocrats

The loonie left wing of the U.S. politics. They like to come up with feel good do nothing policies and hock them on the population like they were doing them a favor.

Don't vote for Hillary! She's one of those DUMocrats!

by Eddy March 22, 2007

Girl Goo

Vaginal fluids, particularily when she's hot and bothered and it's starting to drip out of her.

She was DAMN horny, the girl goo was just dripping out of her!

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Bungaholic

Like assoholic, someone who is obsessed with ass.

Don't let him get behind you, he's a bungaholic!

by Eddy April 22, 2007

conlang

A language that has been constructed, such as Klingon or Esperanto.

His hobbies include making conlangs.

by Eddy April 20, 2003

Tëlþuilgöç

The conlang of Eddy. The þ is a kisslike sound called a bilabial click made by rapidly pulling both lips away from eachother, the g is implosive, and the ç is a lateral click made by placing the tip of the tongue behind the front teeth and pulling the sides of the tongue inward. The language is polysynthetic and highly inflecting with at least 20 cases.

Fiþ, mëisxöf'amëksama.-No, I am your father.

Tqöçiöqstëkafimaa.-I'll never turn to the dark side.

by Eddy June 26, 2003

communism

Something you accuse your enemies of. Senator McArthy was fond of accusing people of communism.

Don't vote for Joe Smith. He's a communist. This unjustified accusation is valid reason not to vote for him.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

by Eddy May 18, 2007