communism

A system that while it may work with some modification, is too unstable in today's greed obsessed world.

Communism failed because it banned business and religion. What idiot does that? Business and religion have always been the most powerful forces of society.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

Rich Dad

An unscrupulous advertisement scheme selling the idea that a rich and successful man, out of the goodness of his heart, wants to help everybody else become just as rich as him.

Sucker: Hey rich dad seminars are coming to town! You coming along?

Smarter Person: HELL NO! If he's so rich why does he need to hock those BS seminars? First seminar is free... then comes the hard up sell. Not to mention he's probably phishing for personal info. He makes his bucks from the suckers that get hooked into his scheme.

Sucker: Oh... shit! I'm so stupid and greedy that I didn't think before I bought into his scam hook, line, and sinker...

by Eddy September 05, 2009

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 11, 2017

Soy Dick

A dildo. Soy being a MEAT substitution.

Hey babe, put away the soy dick. I've got the real thing ready for you!

by Eddy August 28, 2007

Girl Goo

Vaginal fluids, particularily when she's hot and bothered and it's starting to drip out of her.

She was DAMN horny, the girl goo was just dripping out of her!

by Eddy June 27, 2007

ball dragging it

To feed off of someone elses fame and call it your own

Aaron was totally ball draggin it when he bragged about being in the band Black Box Benefits when he didnt do shit

by Eddy October 29, 2004