Soy Dick

A dildo. Soy being a MEAT substitution.

Hey babe, put away the soy dick. I've got the real thing ready for you!

by Eddy September 5, 2007

FUTA

Acronym for "Fucked Up The Ass"

Hey babe, ya walking a little funny. Did ya get FUTA?

by Eddy March 21, 2007

Spice MILFs

Reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are MILFs!

Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is definitely one of the Spice MILFs!

by Eddy December 31, 2007

slitch

A slut and a bitch

You're one real slitch

by Eddy April 26, 2004

R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.

Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.

by Eddy June 17, 2007

Terra Pvlchra

A micronation in a story by the same name that was written by me. They use Tëlþuilgoç. They are known for not liking capitalism a whole lot.

You're more liberal than the communist party and Terra Pvlchra combined.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017