Vanilla Coke

by Eddy October 22, 2003
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N-Gage

a handheld gaming system/cell phone destined for failure
by Eddy October 18, 2003
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R2D2 With A Hard On

Nick name for the naval Phalanx anti-missile defense gun derived from it's side profile.
Hey mate, check out our M61. It looks like R2D2 with a hard on!

Don't worry 'bout incoming. R2's hard. He'll take her down.
by Eddy May 29, 2007
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Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
by Eddy August 05, 2007
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slitch

You're one real slitch
by Eddy April 26, 2004
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You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.
Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!
by Eddy June 29, 2007
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Gun Grabber

Usually a loony left-wing nut, aka dumbocrat, who mistakenly believes that the removal of lawfully owned guns will also remove them from crminal hands.
Despite the proven fact that banning of narcotics and firearms did NOT reduce their possesion amongst the criminals, Hitlery and the gun grabbers want to procede with more facist gun control schemes.
by Eddy December 30, 2007
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