tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.
Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!
by eda-skip May 15, 2023
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frum

frum is the frothy cum that a guy has in his mouth after he's sucked a cumgasm out of another dude's dick and told to swish it around in his mouth and then show it to the dude he's just sucked off.
Matt wanted me to froth his cum after I sucked him off so he could see it, so I did and then showed the frum to him!
by eda-skip December 01, 2021
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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event where a guy takes four quarters of windowpane, gets spit-roasted by five or more different dudes, and is continually sucked off by several others, while being filmed on peoples' cell-phones. This often lasts for 8 - 12 hours.
Oh WOW! The other cadets in my pod gave me a Magic Carpet Ride last night, and I've been tasting and shitting cum all day!
by eda-skip October 16, 2022
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Milk ... it does a body good! refers to the reason that some guys are cum-guzzlers.
Milk ... it does a body good! -- the reason I like to suck dick and swallow cum-loads!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
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scrapbooking

scrapbooking is a practice that some guy's engage in to record all the cumshots they've swallowed as a reward for sucking dick. They take cell-phone videos of themselves sucking dick and then swallowing the all creamy goo that shoots out of guys' dicks.
I've started scrapbooking all the times I suck dick, so have a video record of all the guys I've sucked off in my graduating class, which was a part of my cadet initiation - to suck off any cadet who wanted a blowjob!
by eda-skip December 08, 2022
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Cum-Envy

Cum-Envy is the feeling that some guys get when they see another dude shoot ELEVEN cumshots when he blows his load.
I know some of my cadet buddies get Cum-Envy when they see me blow my load!
by eda-skip October 06, 2021
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cumgasm piss-fuck

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!
by eda-skip October 17, 2021
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