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The Truth

Slang for what Jehovah witnessess call their religion.
JW to a friend:I've never seen her at the Kingdom Hall.Is she in the truth also?
by eb1radtech May 24, 2005
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AOL

The dial-up internet provider that NEVER lets you cancel your membership.

Many people I know have tried to cancel their membership with no success.
me: I would like to cancel my AOL membership.
AOL rep: (After a long conversation)But we'll give you 2 free months free.
me: All I want to do is cancel my membership. I don't need it anymore, I have cable modem now.
AOL rep: But AOL is the best blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: Please stop trying to get me to not cancel I already told you I don't want or need AOL any more.
AOL rep: But we have superior anti-virus software blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: You are getting on my nerves and wasting my time.
AOL rep: But 2 free months blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: fine whatever (I hang up after a lengthy conversation and at this point AOL has ruined my day and I'm pissed off)

I uninstalled AOL from my computer, and had to call my credit card company to report my card lost so I could get out of my AOL membership. I travel a lot, which is why I used AOL to begin with. Fortunately most hotels have high speed wireless internet access now.
by eb1radtech May 23, 2005
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ink

That's nice ink on your arm.
by eb1radtech May 23, 2005
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zoomies

Slang for the invisible particles and energy emitted by radiation at Nuclear Power Plants.
I picked up a lot of zoomies today at work. The little suckers are everywhere.
by eb1radtech May 23, 2005
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pink

A colthing line by Victoria's Secret. It includes Panites, tank tops, shorts, bathing suits etc...
I love the new Pink bathing suit I got from Victoria's Secret.
by eb1radtech June 2, 2005
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freak

1. Extremest as in: she/he is a freak in bed. (In a good way)
2. To have sex.
3. Weirdo, or someone who does strange things in the wrong situations. (In a bad way)
I want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.
-Ludacris, Usher & Lil John
by eb1radtech July 18, 2008
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tatt

Nice tatt dude. How many tatts do you have?
by eb1radtech May 23, 2005
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