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by eViL pOp TaRt July 10, 2010
Get the alligator pear mug.A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011
Get the porcine cosmetologist mug.This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant decolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing decolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by evil pop tart May 30, 2009
Get the decolletage ministry mug.A cayoodle is a mixed breed dog.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2007
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Get the Grit Lit mug.This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.
Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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