e's definitions

tracers

The lines you see after things have already moved from their previos state after consumption of too much alcohol and or too much drugs.

The burning glow of hot lead flying by from a gun.

Oh man im so messed up im seeing tracers.

Oh Shiznit that was so close I saw the tracer duck.

by E December 30, 2002

hella

Lots. A lot. Many. Much. Really

Hella gay. Hella cash. Hella hoes.

by e March 10, 2003

Margaret Thatcher

Worst thing ever to happen to the country. Drove the economy, job market and country into the ground, repeatedly, at speed.

Living (well, sort of) proof that the Torys are evil beyond belief.

Margret Thatcher and Nigel Lawson clusterfucked England until it bled.

by e March 29, 2005

synergy

MBA jargon for "the whole is greater than its parts."

When our teams work together, we can form a synergistic relationship by leveraging the talent from both teams.

by E June 2, 2004

kick the can

to die; to terminate

That old man kicked the the can in prison last week.

by E February 16, 2005

Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E May 13, 2005

crimminy jimsus

This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket

Crimminy jimsus! That bitch is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!

by E March 23, 2005