stabba

One who stabs and is known for stabbing, most likely a thugsta or gangsta or killa manilla, thus the word has an "a" at the end of it rather than the normal, non-slang suffix "er".

"Man, dat dey mudda fuckoi is now knownst as a mutha fuckin' stabba since he went and stapped dat fucka in his itty bitty chess"

by E April 1, 2005

stabba

the noise moms making whilest stabbing their daughters in the tummy after they tell them they want to go on birth control

daughter: "mom, i think i need to go on birth control"

mother: "you're having sex?! you whore!" *stabba, stabba, stabba*

by pleasuretomeetyoucaramel March 28, 2010

Kibba Stabba

A man that kills small instects for fun

*stands on ant* 'You damn Kibba Stabba'

by Jack!! July 28, 2006

jabba stabba

Something you say when you get jabbed/poked/stabbed with something.

(Zach jabs Cory with a pencil)
Cory: Ow jabba stabba!

by Dan and Zach July 13, 2006

Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....

by JasperRide March 29, 2015

horse sabbath

In equestrian life, the day that sport horses get to take a rest and aren't ridden, typically Monday's.

I have Monday free to go to the beach. I won't be riding because it's horse sabbath.

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

stabbity

inclined to stab or appearing inclined to stab, at persons or things through aggravation or other stabworthy moods.

I'm so fucking pissed off at my job that I just want to go stabbity on my coworkers

by drunkenmarauder January 22, 2008