Definitions by dunky oggins

up the duff 

To be pregnant.

It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a flak jacket.

up the duff by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003

funky dunky 

A condom that is flavoured and/or brightly coloured.

Britney wouldn't let me fuck her coz i didn't have a funky dunky with me.

funky dunky by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003

rattle bollocks 

The vagina

Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.

rattle bollocks by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

strawberry swirly

Sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman.

Cherie was riding the cotton pony, but Tony was so desperate for a bunk up he asked her if he could have a strawberry swirly.

strawberry swirly by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

raspberry swirly 

Sexual intercourse during which one or both partners break wind. Frequently this will cause the eroticism of the moment to dissolve in a fit of giggling, and the male participant to end up with a conger eel.

Kevin was very excited anticipating a night of passion with Kylie, but just ended up with a disappointing raspberry swirly.

raspberry swirly by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

weapon of mass debation 

pornogaphic magazine.

Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.

weapon of mass debation by Dunky Oggins December 2, 2003

fuckleberry hound 

A dog used for sexual purposes by its owner.

"I think it was a mistake to get a pit bull terrier as a fuckleberry hound" said Dave, holding the bloody stump on his groin.

fuckleberry hound by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003