73 definitions by duke

hiroshita

Creating a fart so nasty, it clears an entire room and lingers for a long time.

The pilot dropping the hiroshita exclaimed, "what have I done."

by duke February 15, 2003

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by duke July 10, 2003

first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

by duke January 22, 2003

Minacs

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. Meanwhile your superiors get paid to smoke.

I just got a job at Minacs! It's better than working at McDonalds...I guess

by duke September 11, 2004

skillethead

an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead

Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used

by duke March 26, 2005

buntline

The hair going from your belly button to your crotch.

Avril Lavigne's got a hairy buntline.

by duke January 30, 2003

hapax legomenon

the fuck should i know?

by duke September 25, 2003