duke's definitions

love buckets

Those cutesy awful displays of affection between a couple, such as holding hands, eskimo kisses, babyish knicknames, etc.

Love buckets may be irritating and vomit inducing, but they are my way of telling others I get anal treats.

by Duke July 9, 2003

skillethead

an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead

Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used

by duke March 25, 2005

residew

That rank smell a friend with swamp ass can leave on one of your chairs after sitting in it.

Bob shit his pants and left the nastiest residew.

by Duke January 22, 2003

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

buntline

The hair going from your belly button to your crotch.

Avril Lavigne's got a hairy buntline.

by Duke January 29, 2003

skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.

by Duke December 28, 2003

Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003