duke's definitions

masturbaceous

adj. one who masturbates frequently

Masturbaceous Jim Tanner ruined his mom's copy of "Good Housekeeping" and consequently had to clean the gutters.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

by Duke January 22, 2003

crappy outcome

When you fart and expect gas to come out, but it ends up being solid or liquid, it's a crappy outcome.

I made the bad choice of passing gas while squeezing cheeks and had a crappy outcome.

by Duke January 22, 2003