duke's definitions

Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003

ass grenade

A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.

I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.

by Duke February 15, 2003

Duke Nukem

Alien Asskicker
FEEL THE BURN!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

by Duke February 10, 2005

morning face

The way a girl looks without makeup.

That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.

by Duke January 22, 2003

duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.

"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."

by Duke December 27, 2004

skillethead

an imbecile, moron, grapehead, porcupine, knucklehead

Moe and Shemp were measuring a room, Shemp let go of the tape measure which retracted, striking Moe's face. this was the first time that the word was used

by duke March 25, 2005

Dillinger Four

Possibly the greatest thing ever to come out of minnisota (but being from the UK i wouldn't know). Fucking kick Ass punk rock band some of the best song titles ever and the best lyrics of the past 10 years.

sellthehousesellthekidssellthecarmoveonfindsomeoneelseforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit Doublewhiskeycokenoice Honey, I shit the hot tub.

by duke October 12, 2004