duke's definitions

Gravel Driveway

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway

Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.

by Duke January 22, 2003

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.

Fuckin' prom.

by Duke July 9, 2003

manginsertion

Giving yourself the mangina, then fingering yourself.

Manginsertion is the way to feel like a girl without the smegma.

by Duke February 1, 2003

Minacs

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. Meanwhile your superiors get paid to smoke.

I just got a job at Minacs! It's better than working at McDonalds...I guess

by Duke September 11, 2004

meisel

what the fuck?

by duke October 12, 2003

gokka

1. Sit around stareing at nothing.
2. Slacking.

Swedish slang, probably from the German word for stareing.

Ska gokka hela dan imorrn framfor TVn.
(I´m gonna gokka all day tomorrow infront of the TV.)

Going to initiate gokking level 12 with a bag of chips.

by Duke November 22, 2004

spock

Like the wordshocker except two in the pink AND two in the stink

I met this girl at the bar last night, she was drunk she let me Spock her

by Duke July 10, 2003