dude's definitions

Schep Twin

One of an overbearing, over acheiving set of twins. They are VERRY short. With red hair.
Theorised that they should have been born as one whole person.
Synonym: leprechaun

The Scheps Twin is a little jerk.

by Dude February 2, 2005

player

a high status male who makes dating lots of women a game. but the best players don't hide the fact they are having sexual relations with lots of women. because a true player realises that women are attracted to guys that already have lots of women attracted to him. the way you guys talk about the poor women who get played by jerks obviously haven't figured that out and these guys usuallly wind up in the friendship category with women.....

"that player has got good GAME"

by dude January 21, 2004

cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.

i got the greatest cock job from this chick

by dude September 7, 2003

chameleon

a marijuana pipe that changes colors when smoked from

dude, we smoked so much my chameleon turned purple!

by Dude June 18, 2006

Shitpuss

1. someone who doesnt hav any sense and is looks hammered most of the time
2. A loser

Drew, your a shitpuss.

by dude March 20, 2005

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005

YALL

the southern form of "YOU GUYSSS"

wow people who say "YOU GUYYSSS" MUST be gay... we cool bitches say yall

HEY YALL!!

by dude November 3, 2003