dude's definitions

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004

Thade

Sexy, very very sexy.
Just ask anyone.

I said anyone.........

by Dude October 16, 2004

Scramble

When you feel like you have to fart but end up shitting your pants.

I made a scramble in the restaurant yesterday.

by dude September 27, 2003

Diouf

To spit,after Bolton Wanderers football player El-Hadj Diouf

"Ive just dioufed on the floor becoz ive bummed my cigarete"

"i will diouf in your face, prick"

by Dude March 4, 2005

Cruton

Someone whose eyes twitch when you mention the word potato.

Dude. Jackie's a cruton.

by Dude April 8, 2004

nah

'No', except how surfers prefer to say it.

Nah, fool, nah.

Nah fool, your mom is Hitler.

by dude December 4, 2002

vogt

Brother of a Thug

Don't listen to him, he's a VOGT.

by dude July 31, 2003