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doggus

an empire that shall soon take over the world.
clan doggus
by dude March 28, 2003
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Queen of the Harpies

Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.
My bird was harping up at me cos I wanted to go out with the lads.
She harped up
Sorry I was late boys the misses was harping up.
Watch out lads shes got a harp on
That as a close one lads she nearly got her wings out
by Dude December 10, 2003
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Boys gone wild

A parody of "Girls Gone Wild" but men show their penises and chests. Have yet to actually see this on a video cassette or DVD as its companion. Believe to be only internet sites.
by Dude January 26, 2004
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futcha

Said by Chef on South Park, it is basically 'fuck you', although it can't offend uptight pricks because it isn't technically profane.
Now children, normally I wouldn't say this, but... futcha.

I think he just told us to go fuck ourselves.
by Dude April 16, 2005
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air guitar

An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus. Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection. Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.

The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.

On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.

Remember...rock on.
Adam was listening to Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin and it was nearing the kickass guitar solo. But he had no guitar. So he took matters into his own hands. He played air guitar and never stopped rocking.
by Dude August 9, 2004
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Collins with a K

The most ultimate teacher on the planet. Requires a distinction between other Collinses in the area, hence the K.
"Dang, Collins with a K is wearing the cutest shoes today."
by Dude November 23, 2004
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skaver

A nasty ass blow job where the wannabee cock sucker uses her teeth. AKA "Crary"
"Bitch skaved me so I made her stop cause she almost took all my skin off"
by Dude September 3, 2003
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