dude's definitions

Baio

1. Someone with no talent and brains that somehow ends up more fortunate than you.

Example: Scott Baio

Man he gets all the breaks what a Baio!

by dude December 4, 2003

baloon job

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

by Dude October 17, 2002

Svolvær

A small fishing village in Northern Norway.

I'm going to Svolvær today, to deliver my fish.

by dude October 17, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

Freaky little orange dudes with green hair that work in a chocolate factory.

umpa lumpas scary me.

by Dude December 22, 2004

Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

by Dude March 2, 2005

Onanism

The withdrawl method of birth control

(removeing ones penis before reaching orgasm)

-not an effective method of birth control

Lets do onanism tonight hunny

by dude August 24, 2003

gora

An indians word 4 White bowi
Gori 4 white gyal

Those goras piss me off!

by Dude September 14, 2004