dude's definitions

shamfoza

a black man said this to my sister while looking at her ass, so I would assume it means "Damn!" or "That girls got a ghetto booty."

"Shamfoza!" said Rick when the hottest girl ever walked by.

by dude December 4, 2002

poser punk

An individual who thinks that because they skateboard and neglect to wash their long greasy hair and listen to Pop groups like "blink 182" and "Sum41" that they are indeed what is known as a punk. When really they know nothing of anarchy or the whole punk revolution of the late 1970's.

Person 1: Look at the stinky skateboarder, he thinks he's so hardcore.
Person 2: Yeah, what a poser punk.

by Dude November 15, 2002

urban outfitters

The coolest store on this planet. So what it's a bit expensive. It's still awesome.

I can't wait to browse at urban.

by dude December 31, 2004

maybe

a word that is used whaen the person doesn't want to know the awnsere. can go like this

1.when awnsered to a "can I have this" always no.
2.when it is something incriminating the it is always yes
3.when awnsered very quikly with mabye it means they don't care at all.

1.-can I have an iPod?
- maybe(no)
2.-did you rob a bank
-maybe(yes)
3.-do you like bush over keri
-maybe(they are both so bad I can't choose)

by dude May 13, 2005

manocles

a mantrain desriptive word

right there, thats monocles

by dude March 24, 2004

grommit

Someone no one knows or cares about. Nobodys.

also: grom or groms

"y0 mang who was at the party?"
"Just a bunch of gromits"

by dude September 14, 2003

baloon job

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

by Dude October 17, 2002