dude's definitions

Letard

A combined word that means Loser and Retard.

Dude, why is that Letard trying to steal my girlfriend?

by dude March 23, 2005

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004

School

the worst fuckin' place in the world with partial teachers who will only punish a few kids that they dont like but wont do jackshit to the kids they like

i gotta go 2 school and get detention fer being me again

by dude March 21, 2004

player

a high status male who makes dating lots of women a game. but the best players don't hide the fact they are having sexual relations with lots of women. because a true player realises that women are attracted to guys that already have lots of women attracted to him. the way you guys talk about the poor women who get played by jerks obviously haven't figured that out and these guys usuallly wind up in the friendship category with women.....

"that player has got good GAME"

by dude January 21, 2004

Svolvær

A small fishing village in Northern Norway.

I'm going to Svolvær today, to deliver my fish.

by dude October 17, 2003

chameleon

a marijuana pipe that changes colors when smoked from

dude, we smoked so much my chameleon turned purple!

by Dude June 18, 2006

cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.

i got the greatest cock job from this chick

by dude September 7, 2003