dude's definitions

telford boy

A G'star that walks around in his "rockports" and looks like a complete nob, with his sox tucked in his tracky b's, and his fake burberry sh!t... Smells like fags and draw and when he goes home he cries to hs mom that someone took his lunch money :)

Lads that think there gangstars!!

by Dude May 27, 2004

Chain Letter

A form of forward letters that are illegal in real life, so now a bunch of idiots have begun doing it in real life.

I hate those damn chain letters.

by Dude November 25, 2003

chaos theory

A great excuse to lose a game -- some thing else somehow caused you to mess up, such as a butterfly flapping its wings too hard in Tokyo

I lost causa all them dumb physicists discovering chaos theory

by Dude September 10, 2003

speed date

when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"

speed dating is for wankers.

by dude January 21, 2004

chibna

warts from too much action aroung your nubee

i'll give you a chibna in a minute

by dude May 16, 2003

Proctophobia

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Common among fenskers

also see asshole

I really want to feltch your ass man!, but i suffer from Proctophobia

by Dude March 27, 2005

cattlefucker

Sorry i made this word up. I'm such a gimp.

I'll stop putting stupid words on the internet for me to masturbate over

by dude August 13, 2003