dude's definitions

Scramble

When you feel like you have to fart but end up shitting your pants.

I made a scramble in the restaurant yesterday.

by dude September 27, 2003

Cruton

Someone whose eyes twitch when you mention the word potato.

Dude. Jackie's a cruton.

by Dude April 8, 2004

Diouf

To spit,after Bolton Wanderers football player El-Hadj Diouf

"Ive just dioufed on the floor becoz ive bummed my cigarete"

"i will diouf in your face, prick"

by Dude March 4, 2005

vogt

Brother of a Thug

Don't listen to him, he's a VOGT.

by dude July 31, 2003

nah

'No', except how surfers prefer to say it.

Nah, fool, nah.

Nah fool, your mom is Hitler.

by dude December 4, 2002

shit brick

the term affectionately given to one mr ivan hairball, newcastle, australia. popularised in the early 2000's through constant heckling by his uni mates.
presently abbreviated to either "brick" or "shit", depending on the situation.

"oi brick, gettus another beer..."

by dude May 30, 2004

futcha

Said by Chef on South Park, it is basically 'fuck you', although it can't offend uptight pricks because it isn't technically profane.

Now children, normally I wouldn't say this, but... futcha.

I think he just told us to go fuck ourselves.

by Dude April 16, 2005