dude's definitions

vagi-burger

A vegetarian chick's pussy.

I ate her vagi-burger.

by dude April 10, 2004

Proctophobia

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Common among fenskers

also see asshole

I really want to feltch your ass man!, but i suffer from Proctophobia

by Dude March 27, 2005

Chain Letter

A form of forward letters that are illegal in real life, so now a bunch of idiots have begun doing it in real life.

I hate those damn chain letters.

by Dude November 25, 2003

Chocolate Pie

The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.

"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"

by Dude November 23, 2004

Hindu

The oldest religion on Earth. Over a billion followers. That's great for a religion that never set up missionaries. It has survived the invasions of the Muslims and the British. Even though it may have many Gods, different from Christianity, all it's Gods are one aspect of a universal spirit. I definitely think Hinduism is an awesome religion. It has no main founder, no one big text, and has influenced a lot of the world.

Lord Venkataswara is one of the important Gods of Hinduism.

by Dude December 29, 2004

maybe

a word that is used whaen the person doesn't want to know the awnsere. can go like this

1.when awnsered to a "can I have this" always no.
2.when it is something incriminating the it is always yes
3.when awnsered very quikly with mabye it means they don't care at all.

1.-can I have an iPod?
- maybe(no)
2.-did you rob a bank
-maybe(yes)
3.-do you like bush over keri
-maybe(they are both so bad I can't choose)

by dude May 13, 2005

grommit

Someone no one knows or cares about. Nobodys.

also: grom or groms

"y0 mang who was at the party?"
"Just a bunch of gromits"

by dude September 14, 2003