hose nose

someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.
I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face
by driver_im8 January 01, 2010
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skid nose jew

This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
by driver_im8 August 08, 2009
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sniffer

this is a guy who smells a seat after somebody just got up
from sitting.
What in the hell is mikey doing down in row one?
FRIEND; That fat ass girl with the greasy hair just got up

from sitting,he's sniffing the seat!
whoaaaa! Mikey's a sniffer?
by driver_im8 July 09, 2009
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cunnidingus

a double jointed man who enjoys giving felatio to his
own self simply because he can.
I was out slopping the hogs and saw Clem giving hisself
cunnidingus down in the holler by the creek.
by driver_im8 July 05, 2009
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pun-jabba

a male of Indian descent whom thinks he is a player.
He tries to impress women with his comand of broken
english while blasting old rahjiv shakar tunes from his
cheap car stereo.
Did you see that pun-jabba trying to get lucky with that
hot chick?
He couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill stuck behind

each ear.
by driver_im8 June 18, 2009
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perving

this is when a man or woman are materbating thinking they are
alone but actualy giving someone a peep show.
I'm telling you JOSH,I have to get a new room mate,
I caught MIKEY perving on his self last night.

Well joe,there are two types of guys in the world
One's that say they are going to quit but don't
And one's that that don't even try!

Yeah,but he was screaming my name!!!!!!!
by driver_im8 July 25, 2009
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sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.
Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.
by driver_im8 June 16, 2009
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