dref said right's definitions

blind

1. When a part of your eye no longer works so all you see is black, black, and more black.
2. When your eye-sight is really, really, really low.

It is O.K. to make fun of blind people on this site because they cannot read what we're writing, however I would advise you strongly not to do that.

1. I'd rather be deaf than blind.
2. My eye-sight was 200/20 so I was blind.

by dref said right June 9, 2004

h8

see lazy freak

writing h8 instead of hate is a sign of being a lazy freak.

by dref said right June 10, 2004

poor

1. Having no money or having very little money; homeless
2. pitiful
3. weak

1. He was a very poor child.
2. Look at the poor little baby!
2. Poor excuse for music; poor insult.

by dref said right June 9, 2004

the bright

What I have to make a definition of because making a definition of bright won't work.

I'll just use this because bright won't work.

by dref said right June 12, 2004

promote

To raise higher, usually in a job status.

I got promoted from vice president to president.

by dref said right June 9, 2004

lazy freak

One who writes words such as h8 instead of hate, omg instead of oh my god, 2 instead of to/too, rox instead of rocks, etc. in an attempt to be cool when really they are being just plain lazy and stupid.
also see dumbhead moron

Once I saw the word c instead of see, I knew at once she was a lazy freak.

by dref said right June 10, 2004

forbidden definitions

The worst idea this site has ever came up with. Some forbidden definitions are:

cunt
Salman Rushdie
Good Charlotte
anything with a website copied from the address bar

Although some forbidden definitions are arguable. And my second best definition is Salman Rushdie and it never came on. It's just lucky I don't delete my urbandictionary emails until they come on.

by dref said right July 3, 2004