9 definition by dracula

Someone who shovels manure; a shitkicker.

Someone who spends all their time on a farm away from civilization
The grunt that works on the farm was a total hayseed. good for feeding the chickens
by dracula January 23, 2005

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What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants
What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

grrl: Do you care about me?
guy: Of course I care about you, now shut up and bend over.(they proceed to fuck)
by dracula June 26, 2004

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