dr. claw's definitions

a House moment

A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.

After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.

by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008

Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010

hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

the bubbly

The sickening gurgling in your gut telling you that diarrhea is imminent and unavoidable. Happens at the worst place at the worst time.

Just when the bus breaks down in the tunnel, is when I get the worst case of the bubbly. My face is turning different shades of red trying to hold it in.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

hot ox

Cheap, ordinary marijuana; usually contains shake, stems and seeds. So crappy its almost like it's tobacco painted green.

The bag of hot ox we got last night from Fred didn't get me lifted that much; only slightly toasted.

by Dr. Claw February 15, 2007

Mel Gibson Mode

When a drunken person flips out and embarrassingly lets loose their bottled up dark side. Usually it involves a barrage of racial and (mostly antisemetic) slurs.

We wrere all chilling at the bar after work until a drunken Joe went into Mel Gibson Mode; ran his mouth off about blacks and Jews, then picked fights with anyone he bumped into. 5 seconds later he was crawling on the floor, gathering his teeth.

by Dr. Claw January 21, 2009