41 definitions by doyle

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by doyle February 19, 2004

E's Company

A man who has two roomates & they like to do alot of ecstacy & hang out at the Regal Beagle.

I watched E's Company last night & Jim Tripper BF'd Larry while Crissy and Janet filmed it.

by doyle February 19, 2004

bologna skins

very large aereolas, commonly found on overweight women

I took off her shirt expecting too see a nice pair of knockers and was horified to see some bologna skins.

by doyle November 15, 2003

taking brown

Fucking someones ass against their will.

I was in the prison hospital because a couple of well hung inmates took my brown

by doyle February 12, 2004

glen danzig

Yelling out "mother" while banging your girlfriends mom.

I had to pull a glen danzig on that ass.

by doyle November 22, 2003

vajocko

When a woman runs her finger in and out of her pussy & then rubs it around the rim of someones beverage.

She gave me a vajocko & it made my bloody mary taste more like clamatoe.

by doyle February 19, 2004

toot

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

by doyle May 13, 2004