doyle's definitions

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

bone rub

A man who likes to rub other men's crotches.

I unknowingly went into a gay bar & was approached by 3 bone rub's. Needless to say I kicked some ass & ran out of that joint.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

kree kree

A boy who likes to fish in the porcelain pond & eat corn back dolphins

I saw a kree kree in the mens restroom with a fishing pole & a full stringer of peanut headed eels.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

muppet

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.

"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."

by Doyle September 6, 2004

Spokesman

Someone who loves to 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road

The spokesman took alot of Brown at the Salad Bar

by Doyle March 7, 2004

chezzaray

When youve been touching cotton all night & you develop a piece of brown cheese in your underwear & after it dries you peel it off & place it into someones sandwich

des was so hungry that he ate an entire toasted chezzaray sandwich

by doyle February 13, 2004

cease-fire

the girl says yes until it comes down to battle then she backs out

I was ready to nail Connie until she initiated a cease-fire. I had to go rub one off.

by Doyle November 14, 2003