doyle's definitions

crack the whip

slapping a girl in the face after she sucks your cock

I had to crack the whip on your sister.She loves the cock.

by doyle November 21, 2003

hoagie hound

A girl who loves meat in her buns or an astute male who likes to be the reciever in a game of catch the cock.

Man dude, Sarah is a hoagie hound. I banged her up the poop chute for three hours last night.

by doyle November 30, 2003

box sledding

A colorful term for having sex with a fine young fox.

I'm in need to go box sledding with that hot little number.

by doyle December 5, 2003

urban box sledding

Similiar to box sledding, except intercouse is performed in a motor vehicle.

I couldn't wait to get home so I had to urban box sled in my rigged Pinto.

by doyle December 5, 2003

Meximelt

Two fine ass latina sluts mixed in with a lucky male contestant.

I could have settled for a waverunner, but I have high expectations and I grabbed two latin bombshells and had myself a little meximelt.

by doyle December 5, 2003

muppet

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.

"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."

by Doyle September 6, 2004

toot

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

by doyle May 13, 2004