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Definitions by douglas epley

Kind of like 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, but for homos. It sounds painful, but a lot of queers like it, besides it helps with bladder flow without resorting to Flomax.
Those 2 butt pirates pulled a Nalioth on each other last week, the bitch ended up in the hospital
Nalioth by douglas epley March 12, 2021

chucked up 

a more polite way up saying fucked up also can be used when a guy named chuck fucks something up
man that job was really chucked up
chucked up by douglas epley July 15, 2008

dudley do nothing 

A loser cousin of "Dudley do right" has perfect white teeth, never a speck of dust on him, he accomplishes nothing despite being busy all day everyday. this is the guy that always complains that he is so overworked, yet never seems to do anything, while pawning off all tasks on everyone else. only keeps his job due to the fact that his brother is the boss
david is such a "dudley do nothing" if his brother didnt own the company he would have starved to death years ago
the notoriously ugly ass thing with 4 wheels made by SCION (toyota) that has the model designation of "XB" Has an uncanny resemblence to a box on roller skates. Usually seen being driven by young asian males who coudnt afford a lowered Honda rice racer
that SCION xbox has got to be one of the ugliest cars on the road, but PRIUS takes the cake in ugly, and has the stupidest drivers
xbox by douglas epley January 18, 2008

buck a pound 

what i always bet my co-worker,when a fat pig of a chick walks by...if he would do her
hey a buck a pound...you could buy a new car with that one
buck a pound by douglas epley January 3, 2008

chip dust 

the worthless llittle pieces of chips left in the bottom of the bag, too small for dip or salsa. the only acceptable way to eat them is to pour the bag in your mouth
dude you ate all the good chips,all you left me was chip dust
chip dust by douglas epley June 16, 2007

ship of the desert 

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}
when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice