Urban Dictionary: Definitions by doug w.

homoquaticas

man who enjoys being pissed on by another dude

i am homoquaticas, king of the golden showers

homoquaticas by Doug W. February 12, 2008

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spanish blowjob, it's the only spanish i know

exuse me senora, how many pesos for LBJ

LBJ by Doug W. February 12, 2008

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clean way to refer to a blowjob in mixed company.

hey pumpkin how about honkin bobo for me tonight?

honkin bobo by Doug W. February 12, 2008

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a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

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when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

tank commander by Doug W. February 11, 2008

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swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

rim bumpers by Doug W. February 11, 2008

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derogatory term for a homo who likes group sex

i felt like a real worm wrangler the other night in the men's room

worm wrangler by Doug W. February 10, 2008

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