douchebag's definitions

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

Yokozuna

To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.

Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"

by Douchebag February 25, 2003

uptard

Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."

People add words to the urbandictionary without defining them are uptards.

by Douchebag March 26, 2004

Prelude

Being introduced in Japan in 1978, the Prelude shared the same drivetrain as the Accord, the Prelude has always been a two door, front wheel drive coupe. It had the CVCC Advanced Stratified Charge, In-line 4 cylinder SOHC engine, With 72hp @ 4500rpm and 4 wheel independent struts. Then in 1994, the Honda Prelude had a VTEC with 190hp @ 6800rpm.

Prelude's are nice.

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

fo'drizzle

What Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.

Haha...that's the dumbest joke ever!!!

by Douchebag March 13, 2004

vibrator

A vibrator is a dildo that vibrates.

"Some vibrators actually have remote controls and multiple vibration settings."

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003