14 definitions by dogegg
1. n A heavy metal band with a facially challenged lead singer.
2. n A frantic act of fellatio delivered at break neck speed. Usually performed by teenagers or 'rioters' in a JD Sports disabled toilet when time is of the essence. Similar but not identical to an Angus.
2. n A frantic act of fellatio delivered at break neck speed. Usually performed by teenagers or 'rioters' in a JD Sports disabled toilet when time is of the essence. Similar but not identical to an Angus.
Hey Sam, do you remember when we caught Pippin giving Merry a motorhead behind the Green Dragon after they stole some of farmer Maggot's special stock mushrooms? That was fucking awesome.
by dogegg August 14, 2011
A fuckwit but specific to someone who posts stupid things on Twitter. Usually Brexit Party voters or Donald Trump.
by dogegg June 3, 2019
Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"
by dogegg March 5, 2009
Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.
I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.
by dogegg July 13, 2011
Ian - "My God Barry, Elyssa rang me again begging for cock. She was only fucking Steve yesterday."
Barry "Incredible, she can't get enough dick"
Ian "Yes, she is a total cockveyer belt"
Barry "Incredible, she can't get enough dick"
Ian "Yes, she is a total cockveyer belt"
by dogegg June 5, 2009
The unholy trinity accomplished during a night of passion with a lucky lady.
Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.
Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.
by dogegg October 13, 2010
A Why Bride or Whai Bride is a word play on Thai Bride.
It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.
It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.
Have you seen *insert name of famous ex-footaller now pundit*'s wife? She's at least 300 pounds! That's a Why Bride if I ever saw one.
by dogegg October 18, 2014