dogegg's definitions

Pink, Stink and Think

The unholy trinity accomplished during a night of passion with a lucky lady.

Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.

I managed a pink, stink and think with your sister last night Dave. Thanks for the tip.

by dogegg October 15, 2010

No Strings

No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.

Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Shart Burn

Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.

I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.

by dogegg March 29, 2012

Spawney Melt

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

by dogegg July 13, 2011

Motorhead

1. n A heavy metal band with a facially challenged lead singer.
2. n A frantic act of fellatio delivered at break neck speed. Usually performed by teenagers or 'rioters' in a JD Sports disabled toilet when time is of the essence. Similar but not identical to an Angus.

Hey Sam, do you remember when we caught Pippin giving Merry a motorhead behind the Green Dragon after they stole some of farmer Maggot's special stock mushrooms? That was fucking awesome.

by dogegg August 17, 2011

Cockveyer Belt

A woman who simply cannot get enough sexual intercourse.

A slag, whore, tart, hussy, slut.

Ian - "My God Barry, Elyssa rang me again begging for cock. She was only fucking Steve yesterday."
Barry "Incredible, she can't get enough dick"
Ian "Yes, she is a total cockveyer belt"

by dogegg June 5, 2009

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016