Definitions by dogegg

Motorhead 

1. n A heavy metal band with a facially challenged lead singer.
2. n A frantic act of fellatio delivered at break neck speed. Usually performed by teenagers or 'rioters' in a JD Sports disabled toilet when time is of the essence. Similar but not identical to an Angus.

Hey Sam, do you remember when we caught Pippin giving Merry a motorhead behind the Green Dragon after they stole some of farmer Maggot's special stock mushrooms? That was fucking awesome.

Motorhead by dogegg August 17, 2011

Spawney Melt 

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

Spawney Melt by dogegg July 13, 2011

Pink, Stink and Think 

The unholy trinity accomplished during a night of passion with a lucky lady.

Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.

I managed a pink, stink and think with your sister last night Dave. Thanks for the tip.

Pink, Stink and Think by dogegg October 15, 2010

Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.

Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.

Two Push Polly by dogegg June 27, 2010

Cockveyer Belt 

A woman who simply cannot get enough sexual intercourse.

A slag, whore, tart, hussy, slut.

Ian - "My God Barry, Elyssa rang me again begging for cock. She was only fucking Steve yesterday."
Barry "Incredible, she can't get enough dick"
Ian "Yes, she is a total cockveyer belt"

Cockveyer Belt by dogegg June 5, 2009

Bliss Piss 

Semen, jizm, spunk, ejaculate, man milk, population paste.

"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"

"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."

Bliss Piss by dogegg March 10, 2009

Twaccident 

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

Twaccident by dogegg March 5, 2009