dj mbm's definitions

[Lil Kim]

Midget female rapper who spits out rhymes about sex and nothin' but.

Lil Kim keeps tellin' about how she's a jump-off, but tell that to Biggie (oh wait he's dead).

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Wizard of Oz]

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Paris Hilton]

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Pussycat Dolls]

Former strippers who decided to form a girl group with formula hip-pop songs about boinkin' dudes, and who also decided to give Nicole Scherzinger's career more oxygen. Also the creators of two pointless reality shows.

If you decide to become the next member of the Pussycat Dolls, you have video ho written all over you.

by dj mbm June 24, 2008

[Marilyn]

1) in reference to Marilyn Monroe, one of the hottest women ever to walk the earth.

2) whom every white girl wants to be like/a girl who sleeps around.

You probably have heard she slept with all the politicians in town, she's a Marilyn.

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

[Zac]

Slang for a gay guy, usually Jewish, who is a musical theater groupie.

She's not actually dating that Zac for obvious reasons...

by dj mbm July 4, 2008

[Brenda]

A white girl who is a complete bitch to her friends and makes enemies with others.

Girl 1: "I'm sew going to beat up Brenda today for sleepin' with my guy.."

Girl 2: "Fer shure"

by dj mbm July 4, 2008