29 definitions by dj mbm

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Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?
What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton
by dj mbm July 10, 2008
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Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?
What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton.
by dj mbm July 10, 2008
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A white girl who is a complete bitch to her friends and makes enemies with others.
Girl 1: "I'm sew going to beat up Brenda today for sleepin' with my guy.."

Girl 2: "Fer shure"
by dj mbm July 10, 2008
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Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.
Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...
by dj mbm July 16, 2008
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Typical slang for girl-next-door, which stemmed from the bubbly blonde singer/actress who was popular in the 1950s.
No wonder goody-two shoes Doris Day has so many friends....
by dj mbm July 10, 2008
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girl who is goody-two shoes, always does right.
"Why is she on everybody's good side, Doris Day is always getting props from the authority".
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a child-abusing rich-bitch mother
"Don't make me go Joan Crawford on your ass!"
by dj mbm July 10, 2008
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