Definitions by dirtyjeff

Ditch Bitch 

Essentially, a crack whore who's covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a blowjob.

Phil: "Hey, was that Tessie?"
Chris: "You mean the girl who's covered in mud, with cum on her face? Yeah, that's Tessie."
Phil: "Wow, what a ditch bitch!"

Ditch Bitch by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

fuckerfag 

Someone with the unusual ability to be a total fucker and a total fag, all at the same time.

Phil: "Gary is a complete fuckerfag!"
Jeff: "Yeah, he really is."

fuckerfag by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Ninja Nig 

A black person who's trained in the ways of the ninja. Ninja Nigs typically possess exceptional night time stealth ability, as long as they don't smile.

Chris: "Do you think Wesley Snipes can ninja nig his way out of prison?"
Sean: "Shit no, nigga."

Ninja Nig by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Turdrific 

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".

Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!

Turdrific by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

Jewmbalaya 

Jambalaya, without any pork products.

We were going to make Jambalaya but, since Phil is Jewish, he can't eat any pork products. We had to leave out the ham and sausage and settle for Jewmbalaya instead.

Jewmbalaya by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

berry basket 

Simply a scrotum, nutsack, etc.

I shaved my berry basket on Tuesday and now it itches.

berry basket by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008

Snatchmo 

An incredibly talented, female trumpet player, approaching the level of Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong.

That girl can really play the horn. She's a regular Snatchmo.

Snatchmo by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008