dillon farnum's definitions

Kurt Cobain

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him





Get it? He blew his brains out with a shotgun

by Dillon Farnum July 1, 2005

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005

John F. Kennedy

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude

Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

by Dillon Farnum April 23, 2005

Herpes

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

by Dillon Farnum March 18, 2005

Seattle

The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

Nationalist

One who believes that an ethnic group should be ruled by their own kind, not a foreign government

If it were not for nationalism, Germany would still be in about 20 pieces, and Austria would be a major world power

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

Rod Stewart

All of his songs sound the same

What song is this?


It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005