i have a wife

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio
Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.
by dildo777 July 18, 2018
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succulent pussy

pussy with big, meaty and juicy pussy lips
I drove 15 inches of my cock into her succulent pussy
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namordnik

Russian, Polish, derogatory term for covid face mask.
Weared by sheeple to avoid deadly virus, or being punished by police.
Literally, a reference to the dog muzzle
-You look so stupid in this namordnik, why do you wear this shit?

-The cops are nearby
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big black cock

A big black rooster (bird). Not to be confused with afro-american man's genitals
Want to see my big black cock? -Sorry, this is disgusting, i'm not a gay. -Please, stop to watch your stupid racist porn. It's a bird, and it lives in my yard!
by dildo777 September 22, 2020
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Lena Golovach

Russian gag name, when surname and name juxtaposed, GolovachLena phonetically sounds like "golova chlena" or head of the penis

As nickname often used by Dota players
- My name is Lena Golovach. or GolovaChlena

-WTF?
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shoplyfter

Porn film franchise about security guard, who detains shoplifting women, and coerce them to fuck in exchange of dropping charges
In the last Shoplyfter release , hot milf got caught for stealing buttplug and concealing it in her body orifice
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minimoog

A synthesizer, which goes to eleven
For the first time you could go on stage and give the guitarist a run for his money... A guitarist would say, 'Oh shoot, he's got a Minimoog,' so they're looking for eleven on their volume control - it's the only way they can compete.
by dildo777 July 18, 2023
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