minimoog

A synthesizer, which goes to eleven

For the first time you could go on stage and give the guitarist a run for his money... A guitarist would say, 'Oh shoot, he's got a Minimoog,' so they're looking for eleven on their volume control - it's the only way they can compete.

by dildo777 July 18, 2023

EZP

Easy pee.
A full body garment design , which allowes to drain the anaconda in easy way without taking the whole thing off

I got prostate infection, so I'm looking for skiing suit with EZP feature

by dildo777 January 31, 2019

per rectum

Latin term for rectal drug administration

Patient: doctor , I have a pain and swelling in the ass
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?

Doctor: apply it rectally

Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!

by dildo777 November 10, 2017

pacu

Testicle-eating fish. Big fish related to piranha family, native to Southern America. Naturally it feeds on plant seeds and nuts, but can mistake hanging ballsack for edible fruit.

The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off

by dildo777 October 09, 2018

body part

member, penis, cock, knob, bone, bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, humpmobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbasa, schlong, willie, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, peter, pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick

Lorena Bobbitt severed her husband's precious body part

by dildo777 January 27, 2018

vaginal beer

A beer, fermented using lactic bacteria extracted from a real woman's vagina secretions.

Polish startup company launched a new type of beer, called vaginal beer. It essentially carries the scent of the woman in each bottle.

by dildo777 December 31, 2020

metro

Third sexual orientation. Somebody, who dress like gay, but not essentially gay.

Who are you? Bi, gay or metro?

by dildo777 July 18, 2018