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Russian phonetic pun on phrase "analogov net" meaning unparallel , unmatched, used in Kremlin propaganda texts about new weapon or piece of tech made by Russians.

In such pun form, it's written as two words: anal (of the ass) and govnet derived from govno (shit).

So the whole phrase is approximately meaning "a shit coming from one's ass" , deriding low quality or incapability of the piece of technology in question . Because everything made by Russians is shitty
The new russian fighter jet Su-57 is typical analo-govnet. Great on papers, but cannot fly without incidents
by dildo777 September 12, 2022
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Fictitious gay bar in the "Police Academy" franchise movies, AKA "The best salad bar in town"
Used as recurring prank to lure some innocent victim, who is not aware of the bar nature.
-Where we are going?
-Blue Oyster bar. Mahoney said it's the best salad bar in town.
-Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
-Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood
by dildo777 September 20, 2018
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A fatal complication of having receptive anal sex with stallion

see also : Enumclaw horse sex case
Kenneth Pinyan died from acute peritonitis after being fucked by the horse in Enumclaw
by dildo777 April 6, 2023
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in russian prison hierarchy - inmates, who participated in homosexual contact, either voluntarily or as result of prison rape. Plural form- opuschennye.

Also called petookh (petuh) or untoucheables . They are on the bottom of prison hierarchy, other inmates cannot touch in them neither use subjects belonging to them, except acts of homosexual prostitution

literally means "those who moved down"
Putin regime recruites opuschenny from prisons to fight on the war, because they have nothing to lose
by dildo777 September 30, 2022
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Derogatory name for TV presenters, media personas and journalists, loyal to Putin's fascist regime in Russia and translating state-sponsored propaganda.

Made of two words: propaganda + gandon(or gondon) - a curse word meaning condom, figuratively a dickhead.
Solovyev, Skabeeva, Peskov are propagandon and deserve a trial for crimes against the humanity together with their boss Putin
by dildo777 May 20, 2022
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Subgenre of grindcore music, with lyrical themes focused on shit and defecation
Genuine performance of shitgrind band must involve farting or defecation on stage
by dildo777 September 10, 2018
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Disgusting TV presenter and propagandon from Russia, who lives with Putin's dick in his ass

If you are smart person with critical thinking, he can make you puke.
If you had food poisoning, turn on Solovyev on TV. He will make you puke.
by dildo777 June 15, 2022
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