smart motherfucker

Someone, who knows about the metric system while eating hamburger

-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!

by dildo777 June 26, 2021

fenya

Russian criminal underworld and prison slang.

Used to distinguish career criminals from "frajers" (law abiding citizens) ,

and make their conversation incomprehensible to police informants

Seasoned criminal should have a good command of Fenya

by dildo777 March 27, 2022

penis extender

A luxury or prestigious item, which makes you look bigger or more significant than you are .
Often, an expensive sports car or a luxury SUV

I suffered from small dick syndrome, until I got a Hummer, my penis extender

by dildo777 January 30, 2023

penile inversion

turning the dick inside out, to turn people with penis into people with vagina

The essential part of sex reassignment surgery

Larry Wachowski became Lana Wachowski, following the penile inversion

by dildo777 March 27, 2023

default city

City, where majority of online community (forum, facebook group, etc) lives in.

Residents of default city are notorious for not mentioning city at all, when writing ads, listings and postings.
It makes dwellers of other cities mad.

-I'm selling used Ford Focus 2014, very good condition
-WHAT CITY????

-Aaargh, default city! again!

by dildo777 February 07, 2018

penetrode

A trode, able to penetrate someone's cornhole

Popularized in the Office Space movie. Peter Gibbons mistaken it for the name of the company.

My life at Penetrode, or What did you do for the company

by dildo777 January 16, 2019

pinus nigra

Big and thick piece of wood, which every white girl secretly dreams about. A scientific name of kind of pine tree.

I want pinus nigra as a gift for the Christmas
-????
-I mean, as Christmas tree

by dildo777 June 24, 2018