Definitions by dildo777

vagino-american 

Politically correct name for American person with vagina, who doesn't fit into binary gender system

-Excuse me , lady!
-Please stop assumptions about my gender, and don't call me L-word! This is so sexist.

-Sorry, how can I call you ? vagino-american?

vagino-american by dildo777 December 31, 2024

my disk 

Device for data storage in computer. Usually bigger than yours, because size does matter

My disk is bigger than yours

my disk by dildo777 July 22, 2024

sportscar 

A toy for people with SDS (small dick syndrome). Sometimes even recommended by doctors

I got a Dodge Viper sportscar, to cope with my SDS

sportscar by dildo777 May 20, 2024

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

van king by dildo777 April 23, 2024

Tunnel Of Love

A song of British blues rock band Dire Straits from 1980 album "Making Movies"

it's not about the "other" tunnel of love, i.e. vagina

And the big wheel keep on turning
Neon burning up above
And I'm just high on this world
Come on and take a low ride with me girl
On the tunnel of love
Yeah love, love, love
On the tunnel of love
Woah love, love

Tunnel Of Love by dildo777 April 15, 2024

my disk 

a piece of equipment, which storyteller proud of, usually because of it's size

my disk is bigger than yours

my disk by dildo777 March 29, 2024

dildo cam 

a device used in porn. dildo with miniature camera connected to wireless network, which shows what's happening inside the vagina

dildo cam allows to stream your pleasure right to the internet

dildo cam by dildo777 March 21, 2024