Definitions by dilbert scrunchie

cuffed 

held in handcuffs (by police)

after the match al me mates were cuffed

cuffed by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

asbestos 

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

asbestos by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

spread-bottom 

fat person, usually middle aged

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

spread-bottom by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

pre-spunker 

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

pre-spunker by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

Doris 

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

Doris by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003

PRADDOCK 

cross between a prat and a pillock

don't just sit there you great steaming praddock

PRADDOCK by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

arse-wank 

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

arse-wank by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003