Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dilbert scrunchie

old bill

Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

cross between a prat and a pillock

don't just sit there you great steaming praddock

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank