dilbert scrunchie's definitions

knackers

the knacker man, as in "fit for the knackers" i.e. exhausted, dead

eeh by gum, ah wuz fit for knackers

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

YONKS

a long time

I went out with her for yonks

by dilbert scrunchie May 14, 2003

old bill

(UK) police

Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

pooves

(UK) upper-class plural of poof

ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

snarly head

cheeky or insulting scouse boy/urchin usaully, with shaved head and loud screeching voice

me new car was immediately surrounded by snarly heads demanding money

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

divvy

(UK) wastrel or sponger (pos orig from 1950s Unemployment Dividend i.e. dole)

you are nothing but a scouse divvy

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003