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A surveying instrument that is a combined theodolite and distomat resulting in a single unit cabable of measuring both distance and angle.
Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
Get the Total Station mug.A controversial 1991 novel written by American author Bret Easton Ellis.
Set in the boom and bust 1980's, the book centres around 26 year old Wall Street businessman Patrick Bateman and his dark psychotic journey of mental unstability as he tries to solve the conflict between his need to fit in and his battle against anonymity.
The novel features some exceptionally graphic violence, often of a sexual nature, and leaves the reader unsure of whether the violence is only in Bateman's head or is in fact happening.
An excellent book and movie but one that should maybe be avoided on first dates....unless you want your date to know you plan to smash their head in with a well polished axe.
The book was made into a Holywood film in 2000 and starred Christian Bale.
Set in the boom and bust 1980's, the book centres around 26 year old Wall Street businessman Patrick Bateman and his dark psychotic journey of mental unstability as he tries to solve the conflict between his need to fit in and his battle against anonymity.
The novel features some exceptionally graphic violence, often of a sexual nature, and leaves the reader unsure of whether the violence is only in Bateman's head or is in fact happening.
An excellent book and movie but one that should maybe be avoided on first dates....unless you want your date to know you plan to smash their head in with a well polished axe.
The book was made into a Holywood film in 2000 and starred Christian Bale.
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"Then, turning her over again, her body weak with fear, I cut all the flesh off around her mouth and using the power drill with a detachable, massive head I widen that hole while she shakes, protesting, and once I'm satisfied with the size of the hole I've created, her mouth open as wide as possible, a reddish black tunnel of twisted tongue and loosened teeth, I force my hand down, deep in her throat, until it dissappears up to my wrist"
American Psycho makes for excellent childrens bed time reading!
"Then, turning her over again, her body weak with fear, I cut all the flesh off around her mouth and using the power drill with a detachable, massive head I widen that hole while she shakes, protesting, and once I'm satisfied with the size of the hole I've created, her mouth open as wide as possible, a reddish black tunnel of twisted tongue and loosened teeth, I force my hand down, deep in her throat, until it dissappears up to my wrist"
American Psycho makes for excellent childrens bed time reading!
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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Get the Coke Bottle mug.Taken from JackSpeak - Sang used by HM Royal Navy, harry roasters is the longer version of roasters which means "hot".
Lookout: It's Harry Roasters out here today.
Able Crewman: Well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire.
Lockout: Oh, did we? I missed that.
Able Crewman: Well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire.
Lockout: Oh, did we? I missed that.
by Digitalnonsense October 19, 2008
Get the Harry Roasters mug.The following numbers ARE Numberwang: 1, 22, 7, 9, 1002, 2.3, 15, 109876567, 31 etc.
And these numbers are NOT Numberwang: 1, 11, 7, 9, 5667, 0.0009, 69, 5 etc.
There, that should clear that up for you.
And these numbers are NOT Numberwang: 1, 11, 7, 9, 5667, 0.0009, 69, 5 etc.
There, that should clear that up for you.
by Digitalnonsense November 20, 2006
Get the Numberwang mug.Seaman Stains: Oi Captain, don,t bum me over this barrel, it's icers out here tonight.
Captain: Shut up - I've been at sea for months...I need this.
Captain: Shut up - I've been at sea for months...I need this.
by digitalnonsense October 19, 2008
Get the Icers mug.1) In binary, the number 2 would be classed as digitalnonsense.
2) Digitalnonsense is the crap you tell people online via chatrooms, blogs, My Space etc, that spawns various characters of your personality that you want people to see. These personalities will all have some small grain of the person writing them, but will almost always be lies.
Sexy_69 from Texas will NOT be the buxom stunner you think she is, but will be a "lifer" in some Redneck run prison that has internet access.
Porsche_88 will NOT be a playboy millionaire that drives a Porsche and is looking to whisk you away to some sunny island. If he was...why would he waste his time online in a sodding chat room?!
And as for 12_inch_dong....well, prepared to be disappointed as you find out its a sexual frustrated IT assistant with no interpersonal skills so stalks females in chatrooms and web meeting sites. He is the one that always has to cancel a meeting with you due to some international business trip..yeah right...
3) A prophet with an opinion.
2) Digitalnonsense is the crap you tell people online via chatrooms, blogs, My Space etc, that spawns various characters of your personality that you want people to see. These personalities will all have some small grain of the person writing them, but will almost always be lies.
Sexy_69 from Texas will NOT be the buxom stunner you think she is, but will be a "lifer" in some Redneck run prison that has internet access.
Porsche_88 will NOT be a playboy millionaire that drives a Porsche and is looking to whisk you away to some sunny island. If he was...why would he waste his time online in a sodding chat room?!
And as for 12_inch_dong....well, prepared to be disappointed as you find out its a sexual frustrated IT assistant with no interpersonal skills so stalks females in chatrooms and web meeting sites. He is the one that always has to cancel a meeting with you due to some international business trip..yeah right...
3) A prophet with an opinion.
Blog entry "yesterday"
Hi, well yesterday was amazing. Not only did I go to the Pussy Cat Dolls concert but I went back to their hotel and butt-fucked them all night long. The next morning I walked home and saw a unicorn in the woods...
Or...
12_inch_dong: Hey, wussup?
Sexy_69: Hey there BIG boy. You wanna party?
12_inch_dong: Hell yeah. So, just how sexy are you, babe?
Sexy_69: Well, to be honest, I'm in jail for killing my parents and am awaiting the death penalty and have to endure being bummed every other day by the other inmates. Its not that sexy. So...do you have a 12 inch dong?
12_inch_dong: Uhm, no. I look at a lot of online porn though...
The above are prime examples of digitalnonsense. You can be whoever you wanna be online....just remember that.
Hi, well yesterday was amazing. Not only did I go to the Pussy Cat Dolls concert but I went back to their hotel and butt-fucked them all night long. The next morning I walked home and saw a unicorn in the woods...
Or...
12_inch_dong: Hey, wussup?
Sexy_69: Hey there BIG boy. You wanna party?
12_inch_dong: Hell yeah. So, just how sexy are you, babe?
Sexy_69: Well, to be honest, I'm in jail for killing my parents and am awaiting the death penalty and have to endure being bummed every other day by the other inmates. Its not that sexy. So...do you have a 12 inch dong?
12_inch_dong: Uhm, no. I look at a lot of online porn though...
The above are prime examples of digitalnonsense. You can be whoever you wanna be online....just remember that.
by Digitalnonsense November 20, 2006
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