diggity monkeez's definitions

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Sole

1) The bottom of a shoe.

2) The only one.

These definitions should not be confused with the religious word, 'soul'.

1) My sole is itchy. I should start wearing socks.

2) I am the sole right-hander that prefers lefty scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Psychology

The attempt to understand why each person reacts differently to the same situation.

Modern psychology is mostly comprised of unrelated hypotheses patched together in an effort to make a valid theory.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Finals

Semester's-end examinations that count for (where I live) 15% of the semester grade.

Why am I writing this crap? I should be studying for finals!

by Diggity Monkeez May 19, 2005

Thought Bubble

The way a superhero's thought can be heard by a comic's readers. Similar to the Shakespearean 'aside' or 'soliloquy'.

Diggity Monkeez: ...just like the Shakespearean soliloquy.

Diggity Monkeez (in thought bubble): I hope I spelled/pronounced 'soliloquy' correctly.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Noon

12:00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. is midnight. 'Noon', unlike 'midnight', is a palindrome.

I'm usually in school at noon.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005