diggity monkeez's definitions

Sportspickle.com

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..

Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Carmen Sandiego

Founder of V.I.L.E., the Earth's most notorious organization of villains. Known for her red coat and fedora, Carmen and her gang attempt to steal the world's most valubale treasures.

Carmen has brown hair and brown eyes, even though her eyes are never shown in pictures of her.

by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005

Baltimore Oriole

Maryland's state bird. Also a player for Baltimore's baseball team.

Orville: A Baltimore Oriole just flew by!

Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!

by Diggity Monkeez February 2, 2005

Single-Handedly

All alone; without any assistance.

Saying that one could beat an opponent single-handedly is not the same thing as saying that he/she could do it 'with one hand tied behind his/her back'. That saying means that the upcoming fight or task will be very easy.

Sal (a guy) carried everyone's bags up the hill single-handedly.

by Diggity Monkeez May 23, 2005

Waffle House

The United States' largest chain of truck stops.

When I was at Waffle House, I listened to a pair of truckers talk about alligators on the road. It took some time for me to realize that these "alligators" were actually large pieces of tire.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Done

1) Finished.

2) Fully-baked.

1) I'm finally done with all of my homework.

2) The pie is done; let's eat!

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005