diggity monkeez's definitions

Capitol Hill

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Cup of Coffee

What can be bought with your word and twenty cents.

Tom: I wasn't cheating on you, I give you my word!

Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

FAO Schwarz

A toy store in New York City that went out of business a couple of years ago. The toys were incredibly expensive but deservedly so. The store was made up of giant sections, devoted to jungle animals, Legos (Legoes?), Star Wars, and candy.

FAO Schwarz was like a giant palace straight out of a child's dream.

by Diggity Monkeez January 21, 2005

Who's

Contraction for 'who is'.

They know who's coming but won't tell anybody.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Location

The geographical point that an object is at.

Location, shmocation- I don't care where definitions come from!

by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005