Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 02, 2005

New York Minute

Approximately sixty seconds.

Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?

Lawrence: For a New York Minute.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

iPod

An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.

I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem.

by Diggity Monkeez June 11, 2006

Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Bamboozled

Fooled, conned. Often, one who is bamboozled becomes embarrassed.

I've been bamboozled; this sandwich contains the lettuce, ham, and mustard, all right, but the tomatoes are nowehre to be found! This is the last time I ever trade lunches with Brock...

by Diggity Monkeez February 01, 2005

S

Harry Truman's middle name. The 'S' didn't stand for anything; it resulted from an argument over which grandfather's name Truman's middle name should bear.

'S' made a cool middle name, didn't it?

by Diggity Monkeez February 03, 2005

Outside Chance

A small probability, but a conceiveable one. Not used when speaking of something far-fetched.

Konerko has an outside chance of hitting 40 again.

by Diggity Monkeez April 04, 2005