diego's definitions

Haggis

1. Scotland's most well known food.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.

1. Lets eat sum Haggis.
2. Yo Haggis, whaddup?

by Diego September 22, 2003

mutha-fucka

Mother Fucker. Meaning a dickhead or friend.
Or rarely someone who fucks someone's mum.

"That mutha-fucka has pissed me off one too many times."
"What up, muthafucka?"
"That Mutha-fucka is rooting some MILF at the moment."

by Diego August 17, 2003

Pap

Calling someone a 'pap', 'papsmear', 'papsmearian' or 'smear' is one of the worst possible insults. It describes them as the by-product of woman's annual 'papsmear'.

"I can't believe you'd do that! You're a 'papsmearian'!"
"Look at that pap across the street."
"Hey papsmear, pass the bong."
"Hey pap! Stop smearing it! Don't smear you 'papsmearian'."

by Diego July 30, 2003

halO

High Altitude Low Opening.

Commonly used by British SAS army forces to enter hostile or unfriendly territories.

by Diego June 22, 2006

freshmode

The best.

"Decked out in freshmode gear."
"That ride is freshmode."

by Diego August 30, 2003

check

1. To take-out or make a hit on someone in any sport. Common in Hockey and Rugby.
3. Later, goodbye, see ya. Said "Check 'em".

1. "I put a mad check on him. He had to get carried off on a stretcher, out for the season."
3. "I'm bouncing nigga. Check 'em!"

by Diego August 29, 2003

mozzla

A mole. An ugly chick.

"I can't believe you hooked up with that mozzla."

by Diego August 30, 2003