dick splash

n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.

"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."

by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

tank

Best track on the Black and White album.

"Yes, I can...."

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

welshman

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

by Dick Splash August 15, 2003

backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 02, 2004

fucker

What you become after you have sex for the first time.

"Hey, I fucked Susie last night so now I'm a fucker. What did she mean when she said I haven't come yet?"

by Dick Splash January 02, 2004

Big toe

There is one on each foot.

My left foots' big toe is next the big toe on my tight foot. How about that!

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

nipple

Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity that when placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off will result in your woman asking for more.

Bite it harder.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003