dick splash's definitions

Tosser

A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.

Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

communists

Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.

Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it.
Lenin: Sure. (For now).

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

foofoo

The shit you spread to your workers in the form of dust, instead of telling them they are stupid cunts, spread some fooffoo dust on them to keep them relatively productive stupid cunts who won't whine as much.

That stupid cunt needs foofoo dust daily.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

wompa

_Wompa__Stompa will give you the game secrets in Shadows of the Empire.

Darth Rendar is really fucking cool with the _Wompa__Stompa game secrets. Die you fucking stormtrooper motherfucker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003