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1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.
2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ
Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?
Zac: i wouldnt do that to her
Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on
2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.
Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?
Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ
Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?
Zac: i wouldnt do that to her
Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on
2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.
Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?
Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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Crew Trainer: I told Justin to get a sweep-down but when that bus came in I punched out and left the manager high and dry in the middle of a rush.
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Josh dropped out of school and spends most of his time in his parents' basement smoking pot and working on his poetry, he's such a free spirit!! I'm going to have sex with him because he's such a free spirit!
by desPERRYado August 10, 2007
Get the free spirit mug.1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.
2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."
2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
by desperryado October 3, 2005
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After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.
After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.
by DesPERRYado November 4, 2004
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