Definitions by derekd

Slapjack

When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.

My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.

Slapjack by DErekd June 16, 2018

flat top drop 

It's the woman's version of the the tea bag drop. When a woman is laying on her back and the other woman places her vagina on that woman's face.

After basketball practice I'm going to flat top drop Linda.

flat top drop by DErekd March 6, 2014

lovins

the snuggling and cuddling that lovers do

derek: maybe i'll just play it safe and leave the world alone while i make lovins to you

lovins by derekd December 12, 2008

lovins

the snuggling and cuddling that lovers do

derek: maybe i'll just play it safe and leave the world alone while i make lovins to you

lovins by derekd December 9, 2008

girl's wake 

When walking behind a girl that smells nice, you constantly smell her as the air that she displaces when walking gets filled with perfume.

Whoah, I was behind 99 the other day, that girl's wake was amazing :)

girl's wake by DerekD February 24, 2008

Turn around let down 

A girl who looks really hot from the backside, but as soon as she turns around, you see that she's old, not attractive, ugly, etc....

That girl over there, I was checking her out until I saw the front. She was a turn around let down.

Turn around let down by DerekD January 14, 2008