derek's definitions

Brownie

The man of the hour

"ten mins is not long for brownie"

by derek April 27, 2006

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

Gunnisonville

meet me there bitch

hey wigga meet me there to throw them blow's

by derek November 20, 2003

pancake

when you take your ball sack and put it over some ones face

a girl was giving me head and then i pancaked her.

by derek May 13, 2005

scroodle berry

a woman's clitoris her pleasure spot

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night

by derek August 25, 2004

spoot

another term to describe semen

i spooted on you last night.

by derek May 13, 2005