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by Derek January 14, 2004
Get the Swab the poop deckmug. by Derek December 13, 2003
Get the Rat Turdmug. by derek December 14, 2004
Get the iron maidenmug. the fast and furious has pissed off all the real street racers in the country with their civics and fucked up sklines
by derek September 27, 2003
Get the the fast and the furiousmug. The father of all family simulations. The sims allows the player to exprience the suburban life, from falling in love to being a total wreck, the sims brought it all. The main protagonists/antagonists are the goths (Mortimer, Bella and Cassandra). As families move in and chaos brews up. There are zany and hilarious adventure for any sim fortunate/unfortunate enough to go here.
Even after its sequel the sims still remain known for being the father of creating household simulations.
by derek July 11, 2005
Get the The Simsmug. Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby
by Derek November 17, 2004
Get the Mormonsmug. a holy priest specializing in healing magic and wards against the undead - devoted to helping others
by derek March 15, 2004
Get the clericmug.