derek's definitions

cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo

"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?

by derek December 11, 2004

iron maiden

the best metal band ever

Iron Maiden kicks all other bands asses

by derek December 14, 2004

Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".

You are such a Cuntwat!

by Derek December 16, 2004

reindizzle

An African-American reindeer.

"Hurry it up with the big red slizzle, ma reindizzles!" said Saint Nizzle.

by Derek December 27, 2004

Ortizzle

Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz.

"Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!"

by Derek December 29, 2004

Manly

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

by Derek February 14, 2007

Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult

dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.

by DErek January 5, 2005