Doctor of Rockology

One with the responsibilty of spreading the word of "rocking" and "Rocking out" to the people. The only known Rockology doctor is Doctor Derek Brown
Doctor Derek Brown is the best and first doctor of Rockology
by Derek November 21, 2003
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Bobbiwhistles

A minor explosion between the legs.

See queef
"Do you smell that? I think a bobbiwhistles snuck in here."
by Derek December 06, 2003
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pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.
Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!
by derek May 24, 2005
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clam baking

getting high in a inclosed room
me and derek just clam baked my shed
by derek March 26, 2005
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whoop whoop

a warning to street racers of aproaching patrol cars
"Whoop, Whoop" "go man go, clear out!"
by Derek November 06, 2003
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towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.
by Derek April 09, 2005
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spinnoriffic

of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.
"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r"

"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"
by derek October 25, 2004
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