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cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo
"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?
by derek December 11, 2004
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blunt

1. A short cigar, usually wider in diameter.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.
"yo think big J pick us up some blunts to go wit this chron?"
by derek November 19, 2003
mugGet the bluntmug.

engrish

the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.
Dude, check out the packaging for these rice crackers--the engrish is hysterical!
by Derek April 5, 2005
mugGet the engrishmug.

4chan

A miracle to hit HCG searchers I was able to download a lot of HCGs without getting spammed or outwared also there are no ads but the sad news is that they are running outta funds so support 4chan by donating
4chan the source of all good and rare hentai in there
by Derek June 2, 2004
mugGet the 4chanmug.

Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".
You are such a Cuntwat!
by Derek December 16, 2004
mugGet the Cuntwatmug.

chocolate stinger

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!
by derek January 2, 2003
mugGet the chocolate stingermug.

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.
Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!
by Derek February 4, 2004
mugGet the Searedmug.

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