derek's definitions

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004

big top

a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.

"Steve you fucking big top" or "Quit being such a big top, big top!"

by Derek October 25, 2004

40z

40 ounces of beer the greatest drink known to man.

Rock the 40z!

-Leftover Crack

by Derek November 21, 2004

leff

The most awesome possible way to say the word "left," as inspired by Thirst from those Sprite commercials.

"I'mma be ova heah on my leff...gettin' mah drink on!"

by Derek August 31, 2004

Japp Inc.

The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.

"Did you see the size of our bill last night? Make no mistake, that's Jap Inc. at it again."

by Derek December 6, 2003

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

by Derek May 28, 2007

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

by Derek January 8, 2004