derek's definitions

infantiphobia

The fear of babies

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?

by Derek August 11, 2008

40z

40 ounces of beer the greatest drink known to man.

Rock the 40z!

-Leftover Crack

by Derek November 21, 2004

zingly

Word meaning something dsecret to oneself. Something you think between your friends

"zingly...!??! whatever!

by Derek October 3, 2004

L.P.

lesbian pride to like lesbians for life

what up biotch l.p. for life

by derek December 1, 2004

blunt

1. A short cigar, usually wider in diameter.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.

"yo think big J pick us up some blunts to go wit this chron?"

by derek November 19, 2003

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004

cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo

"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?

by derek December 11, 2004