derek's definitions

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 8, 2008

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.

I hate it man, I have a trickler

by Derek December 5, 2003

Niggaroo

A negro from Australia

They got Niggaroo's down under.

by Derek January 31, 2004

Swipe

To have intercorse
booty, Sex, To Hit

Next time me and you are alone can i swipe?

by Derek August 31, 2004

4chan

A miracle to hit HCG searchers I was able to download a lot of HCGs without getting spammed or outwared also there are no ads but the sad news is that they are running outta funds so support 4chan by donating

4chan the source of all good and rare hentai in there

by Derek June 2, 2004

chocolate stinger

a penis that has poop all over it

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!

by derek January 2, 2003