derek's definitions

Ortizzle

Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz.

"Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!"

by Derek December 29, 2004

doojer

A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long

Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Swipe

To have intercorse
booty, Sex, To Hit

Next time me and you are alone can i swipe?

by Derek August 31, 2004

Niggaroo

A negro from Australia

They got Niggaroo's down under.

by Derek January 31, 2004

Manly

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

by Derek February 14, 2007

Canadian flag

A pot leaf with two rolling papers

British Columbia is the marijuana capitol of the world

by derek January 22, 2004

Jaood

blacktastic

"that guy has a lot of hats, oh and he sure rolls around in a lot of shit"

by derek August 3, 2003