rebate

When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.
Jane that dumb bitch gave me a rebate, now I have cotton-mouth.
by derek February 06, 2005
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spinnoriffic

of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.
"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r"

"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"
by derek October 25, 2004
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infantiphobia

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?
by Derek August 11, 2008
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poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.
An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.
by Derek April 07, 2003
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cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo
"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?
by derek December 11, 2004
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towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.
by Derek April 09, 2005
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40z

40 ounces of beer the greatest drink known to man.
Rock the 40z!

-Leftover Crack
by Derek November 21, 2004
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